CREEYPASTA SCRIPT

BATTLE OF THE KINGS PT. 12

The Largest Part Yet....

CREEPYPASTA SCRIPT RP PT.12

Lazari: welp, I'm gonna go train now.
Lazari leaves through the back door of the big house and begins to train...
Lazari: *begins punching and kicking a tree rapidly*
Lazari: *punches the tree a last time*
The tree falls over quickly...
Lazari: *snaps the tree in half*
Lazari starts playing with fire and shooting bullet like fire at the snapped tree*
Big and small holes can be visibly seen throughout the snapped tree...
Lazari then drop kicks the snapped tree...
The snapped tree goes flying throughout the forest...
About an hour later..
the left side of Lazari's face resumes cracking again...
Lazari: shit, shit, shit...
Lazari: *mumbles to her self* calm down..
Lazari: It's getting hard to see...
The cracking slows..
Lazari: *sits down against a tree*
Lazari: who I wanna be...
Lazari: I've played a thousand parts, and I've lost track of the real me..
Lazari: afraid to follow through..
Lazari: with anything that I do..
Lazari: Restrained by expectations that I can't live up to..
Horrible memories of her mother screaming at her pop into her head...
Lazari: mumbles: why can't I admit to myself that I'm afraid?...
Lazari: *gets up and punches a big thick tree really hard in anger*
The huge tree tips over...
Lazari's hand begins bleeding really, really, bad...
Lazari: *looks at her whole arm*
Lazari: my arm is all screwed up already heh...
Lazari's left side of her face continues cracking at a fast, but normal speed.
Lazari: God damnit!
The cracking on her face becomes very painful with each crack..
Lazari: *unwraps the bandages around the cracking*
Small shard like pieces fall out one by one...
Lazari: What the hell?
The cracking stops...
Lazari becomes dizzy
Lazari: Lazarious: You know if you don't sleep for 72 hours you become clinically insane.
Lazari: leave me alone Lazarious.. please.
Lazari: *sits down against another tree*
Lazari: I'm not dizzy because I'm tired. It's because of blood loss.
Lazari Lazarious: than what the hell are you doing!? Get up and fix your hand up!
Lazari: fine.
Lazari: *gets up*
There is a loud smash in the distance...
Lazari: *startled*
Lazari: what the hell?
Calisc: DAMMIT ZALGO THAT WAS MY TREE!!
Zalgo: NO IT WAS MINE DUMBASS!!
Lazari: *walks over*
Lazari: can you guys wait until tomorrow please T-T
Calisc: *kicks Zalgos knee*
Calisc: MWEH!!!
Zalgo: That didnt-
Calisc: *kicks Zalgo in the groin*
Zalgo: AH!!
Zalgo: Ow holy shit.
Zalgo: *falls over and curls up on the ground*
Calisc: Did THAT hurt!?
Zalgo: Mmhm!
Lazari: *sighs*
Lazari: *walks back to the cabin with her hand dripping blood*
Patchwork: TRUST FALL!!
Patchwork: *falls out of the sky*
Patchwork: CATCH ME ROSSO!!!!!
Rosso: *just barley catches her*
Rosso: I CAN'T SEE!!!
Patchwork: YAY!!
Patchwork: I TRUST YOU!!!!
Rosso: achievement unlocked!
Ben: *appears*
Ben: Wut.
Rosso: I have gained trust from dis little one!
Patchwork: IM NOT LITTLE -3-
Rosso: okie, sorry.
Patchwork: EH IS FINE!!
Lazari: *walks into the cabin with blood trickling off her hand*
Toby: What did you do to yourself?
Lazari: I kinda punched a big tree really hard-
Lane: *still on the floor*
Lane: depending on how old that tree was, it was probably older than all of us combined.
Lazari: *grabs bandages from backroom*
Lazari: *notices all the cracks in her arm...*
Lazari: *wraps her arm up*
Lazari: *rewraps the left side of her face*
Lazari: *walks back into the living room*
The cracking continues farther into her face... each crack being more and more painful...
Lazari: *flinches*
Jeff: *staggers into the cabin*
Toby: Who let him out of the room-
Jeff: Mind your own fuking business.
Calisc: I did.
Masky: He's drunk isn't he.
Jeff: SHUT THE FUK UP!!
Jeff: IM NOT FUKING DRUNK!!
Lazari: Calm down-
Masky: Can you tell the time-
Lazari: *facepalm*
Jeff: *grabs Masky by his neck*
Jeff: IM NOT DRUNK!!
Jeff: SO STAY THE FUK OUT OF MY BUSINESS JACKASS!
Masky: Jesus Christ! I was joking!
Jeff: OH HOW CUTE AM I LAUGHING!?
Lazari: *grabs Jeff's arm tightly*
Jeff: LET GO OF ME!!!
Jeff: *throws Masky at Lazari*
Lazari: *catches Masky with hammer hand*
Jeff: *storms off to his room and slams the door*
Lazari: *puts Masky down*
Masky already has bruises on his neck from Jeff gripping him so tightly...
Toby: Come on Masky, lets get Xander.
Masky; Whatever.
Toby: *expression grims*
Masky: Ok ok I'm going!
Toby hoists him up using his arm...
Masky: AH!!
Toby: I'm sorry-
Masky: Shut up.
Toby: What!?
Masky: Dont apologize.
Masky: It's not your fault.
Toby: Oh.
Masky: I think I did something to my arm.
Masky: It's not broken though.
Lazari: *sitting on the couch looking down thinking..*
Calisc: *sets a tree on fire outside*
Lazari: *looks up with a clear view of a window*
Lazari: WHAT THE HELL?!
Lazari: *jumps up and runs outside*
Calisc: OK ZALGO DO YOUR THING NOW!!!
Lazari: *facepalm*
Zalgo: *manipulates fire to look like a Phoenix*
Calisc: LIGHT ME UP!!
Zalgo: You sure?
Calisc: JUST FUKING DO IT!
The Phoenix soars towards Calisc...
The Phoenix engulfs Calisc...
Calisc: *on fire*
Calisc: I KNEW IT!
Zalgo: Yeah your immune to fire.
Zalgo: Most demons are.
Calisc: WAAAAT!?!?
Zalgo: You didn't know that?
Calisc: NOPE!!
Calisc: *still on fire*
Calisc: This does feel pretty nice!
Calisc: Nice and warm.
Zalgo: Want me to put you out?
Calisc: I'm good!
Calisc: *runs into the house*
Zalgo: SHIT-
Lazari: CALISC NO!!
Lazari:*chases her*
Calisc: *bumps into Jeff*
Jeff: HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR GOI-
Jeff: OH FUK!!!
Lazari: *picks up Calisc and brings her back outside with hammer hand*
Calisc: HEY FUKER WANT A HUG!!
Jeff: No-
Lane: *holding a hose still drunk*
Calisc: *looks at Lane*
Calisc: Dont...
Calisc: YOU DARE!!!
Lane: I DARE!!!!
Lane: *turns on hose*
Lane: *the hose goes out of control and Lane goes flying with it*
Calisc: IM STILL ON FIRE DUMBASS!!!!
Lane: *grows huge so it weighs down the hose*
Calisc: HE CAN FUKING DO THAT!?!?!?!?!
Lazari: Yeah.
Lane: *Blast water at Calisc and Lazari*
Calisc: *soaked*
Calisc: THATS SO COLD!!!
Lane: *turns off the water*
Calisc: PUT ME DOWN LAZARI WERE GONNA HAVE SOME SMOKED LANE TONIGHT!!
Lazari: it's actually not that cold T-T *puts Calisc down*
Lane: Oh shit-
Lane: *sprints behind the house*
Calisc: COME HERE!!!
Lane: *on the roof*
Lane: NUH!!!
Calisc: *jumps onto the roof*
Lane: *teleports onto Lazari's shoulders*
Lazari: WAHT THE HELL?!
Calisc: *falls through the roof*
Lane: *teleports inside*
Lazari: oh god T-T
Calisc: *SCREMS*
Calisc: *falls on top of Lane*
Lane: Ack-
Lane: *disappears*
Calisc: GET BACK HERE-
Lane: *balancing on Zalgo's head*
Zalgo: WHAT THE FUK!?
Calisc: IM GOING TO-
Liu: What are you doing?
Lane: *teleports onto Calisc's shoulders*
Liu: Have you-
Calisc: No we haven't seen Jeff.
Calisc: How did you get out-
Calisc: *runs into the room*
Lane: *smacks face off the top of the door*
Lane: *falls to the ground*
Lane: ACK!
Lane: *accidently teleports into the middle of a window*
Calisc: He didn't.
Jeff is lying on the floor...
Unconscious...
Calisc: LAZARI GRAB LIU!!
Lazari: *runs inside startled*
Lazari: *grabs Liu with hammerhand*
Liu: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Liu: Sully: We were so close!!!
Liu: mind: What did you do-
Calisc: *brings Jeff out in her arms*
Calisc: This. YOU DID THIS!!
Lazari: *startled*
Liu: JEFF!!
Calisc: Stop acting's like you didn't mean to do this. Stop acting like you care because you don't.
Lazari: *restrains Liu*....
Lazari: mind: Liu cares.. Sully doesn't.
Liu: Sully: Oh no Liu did this all on his own.
Lazari: *shade falls over her face*...
Lazari: mind: I have no reason to believe that.
Liu: NO!! I DO CARE ABOUT HIM!! I DIDNT MEAN TO-
Calisc: SHUT UP!!!
Lazari: *startled*
Jeff: Huh? What the fuck?
Jeff: PUT ME DOWN!!!
Jeff: *sees Liu*
Jeff: LIU!!
Jeff: Are you ok? What happened?
Liu: ...
Lazari: *still restraining Liu, shade falls over her face even more*
Calisc: Jeff stay away from him-
Jeff: NO!!
Jeff: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Calisc: HE KNOCKED YOU OUT!
Jeff: I-I DONT CARE!!
Lazari: *startled*..
Liu: Sully: Next time I'll kill him!!
Lazari: Lazarious: we won't let you.
Liu: Sully: And What are you going to do about it?
Lazari: Lazarious:....
Liu: Sully: Exactly, your just like me, all you can do is influence.
Lazari: Lazarious: *enraged* The only thing we have in common, is the fact that if we were taken out of our hosts.. we wouldn't be missed.
Liu: Sully: Liu would miss me!
Liu: ...
Liu: Sully: I'm the only friend he's ever had!
Liu: ...
Liu: Sully: HE NEEDS ME AND NO ONE ELSE!!
Lazari: Lazarious: *enraged but calm* He's friends with almost everyone here.
Liu: Sully: You really think he cares about anyone here!?
Liu: Sully: HE HATES JEFF AND ALL OF YOU DUMBASSES!!
Lazari: Lazarious: HE DOESNT HATE JEFF!!! I may not know exactly, but what I can tell is, Your almost the exact opposite of Liu.
Liu: Sully: And That is why we are friends!
Liu: Sully: Were friends because I care about him!
Liu: Sully: Were friends because I'm the only person he's ever been close to!
Liu: Sully: WERE FRIENDS BECAUSE THROUGH HIM I CAN KILL JEFF FOR WHAT HES DONE TO US-
Liu: I AM NOT!!
Liu: YOUR!!!
Liu: FRIEND!!!
Silence...
Lazari: Lazarious:......
Liu: *pushes past Jeff and runs to his room*
Jeff: What in the
Lazari: mumbles: Sully and Lazarious were fighting...
Lazari's face begins cracking again..
Lazari: *puts her hand to where the cracking is*
The cracking gets more and more painful....
Lazari: Shit, shit, shit,-
Lane: are you okay?
Lazari: Lazarious used too much energy talking to Sully..
Lane: wait, Why is he saving energy?
Lazari: *looks at Lane*
Lazari: Lazarious is 1,057..
Lazari: He lost his physical form 906 years ago..
Lazari: and this *points to the cracks in her face* is me or him using too much energy.
Lazari: All I can think of, is breaking.. What if-
Lane: Lazari, don't overthink it.
Lazari: He mentioned that I might lose memory in the process, and with how much it's cracking right now, I think I'm going to break at Battle of the Kings...
Somewhere in the forest...
Nina is walking through the dark moonlit snow...
Nina: Jeff...Jeff...Jeff
???: Hey there.
Nina: *pulls her knife out*
Nina: Who's there?
Wane: Just me.
Wane: *grins until her cut marks blend with her smile*
Nina: Y-You...
Nina: Your...
Nina: Your beautiful like me?
Wane: No.
Nina: Yes you are.
Wane: No, no I'm not.
Wane: I'm beautiful like Jeff.
Wane: He did this to me.
Wane: I asked him to.
Nina: He was the one who made me beautiful as well!
Nina: I still remember the day he poured bleach over my head and he told me it would hurt a little bit, but I was strong.
Wane: I was there.
Nina: Who are you?
Wane: I'm Jeff's killing partner. Wane.
Nina: Wait, are you two-
Wane: Oh no he's my cousin.
Nina: Your so lucky!!
Wane: Well, now he sees me as a traitor for helping my sister try to kill his brother.
Nina: AND WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Nina: Oh my poor Jeff he's probably so devastated-
Wane: Oh stop, Liu is still alive.
Nina: Really?
Wane: I never wanted part in it. But she's my sister and she's obsessed with Jeff.
Nina: JEFF IS MINE-
Wane: Obsessed with killing him.
Nina: *claps her hand to her mouth*
Nina: No. My prince!
Wane: So I'm not the only one?
Nina: Only one what?
Wane: The only person who loves someone you can't have?
Nina: What do you mean?
Wane: I mean Jeff is taken.
Nina: *enraged* WHO IS IT!? I'LL MAKE SURE SHE NEVER BREATHES AGAIN-
Wane: His brother.
Nina: What!?
Wane: He's gay and incest.
Nina: He l-loves...
Nina: HIS GOD DAMN BROTHER!?
Nina: *claps her hand to her mouth*
Nina: Excuse my language.
Wane: Gurl if your gonna hang around me you fuking better believe I don't give a damn about shitty language!
Nina: 0-0
Nina: O-ok.
Nina: Anyway, How could he love his brother if he's dead!?
Wane: Oh my god are you an idiot?
Nina: A-Ah, sorry.
Wane: Nah it's ok! I'm just not very good at explaining myself sometimes.
Wane: His brother isn't dead. Liu loves Jeff in a romantic and brotherly way and vice versa.
Wane: Currently Liu has been having uncontrollable out breaks and hurting Jeff or coming close to hurting him,
Nina: So he abuses Jeff!?
Wane: I think all you heard was Jeff and hurt.
Wane: No, its uncontrollable, and I think it's Sullys fault.
Nina: Who's that?
Wane: The voice inside Lius head.
All of a sudden a soft tune starts playing...
Wane: One of them is here.
Wane: In the tree, lets go.
They climb a tree and watch the ground below them...
Wane: *covers Nina's mouth with her hand*
Wane: It's the Woods lullaby.
Wane: It's Jeff.
Nina: JFF!?
Wane: SHHH! He'll hear you!
Jeff is walking to where Nina and Wane were standing...
Jeff: *sees footprints*
Jeff: Someone's been here.
Jeff: I'll kill them when I find em.
Jeff: God, it's so lonely without him.
???: Than why did you leave him?
Jeff: Go away.
Nina: *whispers softly*
Nina: Who is that?
Wane: *whispers* Jane.
Jane: No. You need punishment for your sins.
Jeff: I SAID GO AWAY!!!!
Jeff: *throws a knife at Jane*
Jane: *dodges*
Jane: Sloppy aim. What pushed you over the edge this time?
Jeff: I...
Jeff: Never...
Jeff: Miss.
The knife rebounds off a "No Trespassing" sign and embeds itself into Janes arm...
Jane: Dammit.
Jane: *pulls knife out of her arm*
Jane: *throws it on the ground*
Jeff: I'd be careful. You may bleed out.
Jane: Hahaha I'll just keep coming back.
Jane: *disappears*
Jeff: Heh-
Wane: *from behind him* Well that was entertaining.
Jeff: *wips around*
Wane: *waves innocently*
Jeff: You.
Jeff: *looks over at the girl beside Wane*
Jeff: And Who's this!? Another one of your sisters minions!?
Nina: *lifts her head* Hi Jeff.
Jeff: Wait...
Jeff: Nina!?
Nina: You remembered!
Jeff: Well I made you beautiful, so of course I remember you.
Jeff: Much like that bastard next to you.
Wane: Haha! Your funny cuz.
Jeff: I'm glad you think so.
Wane: Let me guess, my sister told you I was responsible for your brothers partial death?
Jeff: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!!
Nina: *startled at his sudden outburst*
Wane: I only supplied her with the paper bomb. she never told me what she was going to do with it.
Jeff: Your also a traitor for trying to kill Hoodie, and Lazari!
Wane: But I didnt do it on purpose-
Jeff: Excuse after excuse!
Jeff: You'll never learn that I'm not an idiot will you?
The Woods Lullaby gets louder...
Jeff: *smiles*
Jeff: You hear it too.
Wane: Hey Liu.
Liu: *from behind Jeff*
Liu: Hello cousin.
Wane: Must you be so damn formal?
Wane: I have a name!
Liu: Would you rather me call you fuking traitor instead?
Wane: Sure has a nice ring to it.
Nina: *enraged* So your gay and incest Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah? What of it?
Wane: Ninaaaaaa...
Nina: *growls*
Wane: Calm-
Nina: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!
Jeff: *shocked*
Nina: YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!! MINE!! MINE!!! MINE!!
Liu: *walks to Jeff's side*
Liu: But he's not And you'll have to accept that.
Nina: *lunges at Liu*
Nina: YOU DONT DESERVE MY JEFFY!!!
Wane: *punches Nina's left shoulder blade*
Nina: *paralyzed*
Liu: *steps out of the way*
Nina: *falls to the ground*
Wane: If you so much as make a paper cut on one of them your head will come off your shoulders faster than you can blink.
Nina: Fine.
Jeff: Fangirl much?
Liu: More like yandere.
Wane: *picks Nina up*
Wane: We have business to attend to.
Wane: Bye cuzies!
Wane: *sprints away*
Jeff: I hate it when she calls us that.
Liu: Yeah.
At the cabin...
Jeff: We're back.
Liu: Not exactly the most pleasant outing.
Liu: *takes his snow covered scarf off and hangs it up*
Calisc: I sure hope this blizzard dies down. The Battle Of The Kings is in a couple hours. And I don't know about you two but I certainly don't want to fight in the snow.
Zalgo: Eh I'll set you on fire before we fight.
Calisc: Gee, thanks.
Lazari: *walks out of the kitchen*
Calisc: Hey Lazari.
Calisc: How's your face?
Lazari: *lifts the bandage in the left side of her face*
Calisc: Um, well...
Zalgo: Your face looks fuked up.
Calisc: *punches his arm* I was gonna say that!
Lazari: *puts the bandage down back on her face*
Zalgo: Maybe we should start heading over to the arena.
Liu: Have you seen the weather-
Zalgo: Yes I've seen it! But sadly the Slender family doesn't give a fuk about weather, pretty boy!
Lazari: *facepalm* I could get rid of what's in the arena.
Zalgo: No participators in The Battle Of The Kings is aloud in the arena before his or her match.
Zalgo: And besides, Calisc and I will probably melt it all considering our match is first.
Lane: *slides out* Wait what?
Lazari: Battle Of The Kings.
Lane: and that's Today?
Calisc: *facepalms* Yes.
Lazari: I'm going to start heading out.
Lazari: *walks outside*
Calisc: *climbs onto Zalgos shoulders*
Calisc: LETS GO!!
Zalgo: I'm not carrying you!
Calisc: Yes you are.
Zalgo: No I'm not!
Calisc: TOO BAD!! LETS GO GRANDPA!!
Zalgo: Fine.
Zalgo: *walks out the door*
Calisc: *ducks*
Jeff: *grasps Lius hand and smiles*
Jeff: C'mon.
Lane: *disappears*
Liu: *grips Jeff's hand*
Liu: Ok.
They both leave...
Masky: *drags Toby out the door*
Toby: Ack! Where are we going!?
Masky: Battle Of The Kings!
Toby: That's Today!?
Masky: Yes. T-T
Shortly after everyone arrives at the arena...
Lane: *appears* Am I the only one who didn't know where this was T-T
Zalgo And Calisc show up soaking wet...
Calisc: *grins* NOPE!!
Calisc: *jumps down off of Zalgo*
Jeff: We were the first people here.
Liu: And then Masky and Toby showed up shortly after.
Lazari: I didn't know we were having a race to get here T-T
Eyeless Jack: How Come all the gay bitches got here first!?
Lazari: I will smack you out of existence T-T
Liu: I'm gonna go find a place to sit.
Jeff: Hey Masky, Toby, Jack, and Lane!
Eyeless Jack: What?
Lane: eh? *turns around*
Jeff: Wanna sit with us?
Lane: Sure!
Eyeless Jack: Whatever.
Masky + Toby: Ok!
They all find a seat on the bleachers somewhere...
Calisc: Now we just wait I guess :P
Lazari: *sits in a corner far from everyone else thinking*
An hour later Splendor Man And his proxy's show up with Trender, Surrender, and Offender Man...
Splendor Man: Lovely to see you all!!
Offender Man: Yeah Yeah.
Trender Man: Dont go causing trouble Offender.
Offender Man: Whatever.
Offender Man: *walks over to Calisc*
Calisc: Hm?
Calisc: *turns around*
Offender Man: *holds out a black rose to her*
Calisc: Oh my god! Thank you!
Calisc: *takes the rose carefully*
Calisc: It's beautiful Offender!
Offender Man: My pleasure~
Offender Man: Best Of luck today.
Offender Man: I hope to see you in the final round~
Calisc: *blushes slightly* O-Of course! You too!
Lane: *looks down from the high bleachers and sees Offender and Calisc*
Lane: *notices the rose in her hand*
Lane: OH SHIT
Jeff: What is it?
Liu: That disgusting bastard.
Jeff: WHO!?
Liu: Look at Offender And Calisc.
Jeff: *sees a rose in Caliscs hand*
Jeff: Wow he really is a shitty piece of work.
Jeff: *looks over to Lane*
Lane: *looking down at the floor*
Liu: I'm sure he's just trying to make her weak so he's one step closer to becoming Main Operator.
Lane: Notice the color of the rose.
Lane: it's black, knowing what he does and how he does it, black roses make the person who take it slowly fall in love with offender.
Jeff: That bastard!!
Liu: Dont worry Lane.
Liu: She's strong.
Liu: She's not human.
Liu: All Of Offenders victims are usually human, and Calisc is a demon.
Jeff: *glares at Offender*
Lane: well, that's the problem, Not knowing the effects on a demon with a black rose, it can work stronger or weaker.
Offender Man: *feels someone staring at him*
Offender Man: *turns around*
Jeff makes eye contact with Offender...
Jeff: mind transfer: Stay away from her you disgusting bastard.
Offender Man: mind transfer: Why? You and her got something special already?
Lane: *glares down at offender man*
Offender Man: mind: Oooh I see how it is.
Offender Man: mind: In that case...
Offender Man: mind: I guess I'll have to try harder.
Lane + Jeff: *stands up abruptly*
Liu: Ah shit.
Jeff: *screams* I WILL GUT YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Liu: Jeff sit down
Zalgo: What the hell is he screaming about?
Calisc: Heh, who knows?
Zalgo: *sees the rose in her hand*
Zalgo: *abruptly takes it out of her hands*
Calisc: HEY!!
Zalgo: Who gave this to you?
Calisc: Offender did!!
Zalgo: You know what he uses these for?
Calisc: I dunno giving them to people?
Zalgo: He uses these to make young girls fall in love with him.
Calisc: WHAT!?
Zalgo: They give off a special scent that makes the person holding it slowly fall in love with him.
Calisc: *glares at Offender*
Calisc: That disgusting asshole.
Lane: *walks down to the bleachers their sitting on*
Lane: in this case using them to make you weaker in the final round..
Calisc: *grabs the rose and sets it on fire until it's ash*
Zalgo: Jesus Christ.
Calisc: I love one person.
Calisc: *looks at Lane*
Calisc: And one person only.
Lane: *hugs Calisc*
Calisc: *hugs Lane back*
Jeff: YES!! IN YOUR FACE OFFENDER!!!!!
Offender Man: mind transfer: Careful Jefferey, Liu isn't the only one who can rape.
Liu: *pulls out his gun and teleports to the arch the participants are standing under*
Liu: *points gun to the back of Offenders head*
Liu: Unlike Lane I won't just glare at you from where I sit like a coward.
Calisc: Liu that's enough.
Lane:....
Zalgo: *walks to Lius side*
Zalgo: I wouldn't be messing with these kids lives jackass.
Liu: *still pointing his gun at Offender*
Liu: I'm the only one who gets to talk to Jeff like that.
Liu: Understand!?
Offender Man: *turns around abruptly, disarms Liu, and grabs him by the neck*
Lazari: *stands up abruptly and Glares at Offender*
Offender Man: I'm pretty sure I'm the one who could snap your neck in an instant.
Jeff: PUT HIM DOWN!!
Offender Man: *turns around*
Jeff's eyes are black and red...
Offender Man: And What are you going to do about it?
Jeff: I said...
Jeff: PUT HIM DOWN!!!
Offender Man: *drops Liu on the ground*
Jeff: *runs to Liu*
Jeff: Are you okay!?
Lazari:*still glaring at Offender*
Offender Man: Damn, if looks could kill-
Jeff: You'd be dead.
Jeff: *hoists Liu up with one of his arms*
Jeff: I suggest you stop hitting on all of us before you get a knife to the face, an axe to the heart, or a gunshot to your brain.
Lazari: *sits down and continues thinking*
Offender Man: Fine I'll lay off the rest of you.
Offender Man: For now~
Liu: Tsk.
Lazari: *glares up at Offender visibly pissed off*
Calisc: *walks over to Offender and sets him on fire*
Offender Man: WHAT THE FUK!?
Lazari: *moves her hand in a motion and puts the fire out*
Calisc: *laughs hysterically*
Jeff: Come on Lane lets go back to our seats.
Lane: *shrugs* okay.
They all walk back to their seats...
An hour later all of Middle Realms creatures inhabitants are at the arena...
Splendor Man: HELLO FRIENDS AND WELCOME TO THE BATTLE OF THE KINGS!!
The crowd screams in excitement...
Splendor Man: I AM YOUR ANNOUNCER, SPLENDOR MAN!
Splendor Man: OUR PARTICIPATORS WITH US TODAY ARE...
Splendors Man: ZALGO!!!
Applause...
Splendor Man: CALISC!!
Applause...
Splendor Man: MY BROTHER OFFENDER MAN!!!!
Applause but mostly fangirl squealing...
Splendor Man: AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST!!
Splendor Man: LAZARI SWANN!!!
Applause and a lot of screaming from Jeff and Lane...
Calisc: Holy crap, it looks like you got your very own fan club Lazari!
Lazari: pft, yeah.
Splendor Man: AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LETS GET TO OUR FIRST MATCH!!!
Splendor Man: UP FIRST WE HAVE ZALGO AND CALISC!!
They both walk into the arena while the crowd screams with excitement...
Calisc: Sorry if I kick your butt today grandpa.
Zalgo: I wouldn't be so sure of that kid!
Zalgo: As Of now we are not friends anymore.
Zalgo: We are enemies!
Calisc: *her expression changes to sad*
Calisc: That's fine.
Calisc: I didn't expect you to stay long.
Splendor Man: BEGIN!!!!
Zalgo: *turns his hand into a blade*
Zalgo: *lunges at Calisc*
Calisc: *grabs his arm and throws him into the ground*
Splendor Man: OOOH THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT!!
Zalgo: CUZ IT DID ASSHOLE!!
Calisc: *kicks Zalgo in the face*
Zalgo: *grabs her foot and throws her twenty feet away from him*
Calisc: *lands on her feet*
Calisc: *runs at Zalgo*
A loud tune starts to play in Zalgos ears...
Zalgo: *grabs his head in pain*
Calisc: *looks at Jeff and Liu*
They both have their eyes focused on Zalgo...
Calisc: *runs in front of Zalgo and faces Jeff and Liu with her arms out*
Calisc: STOP IT!!
Calisc: YOUR INTERFERING WITH A BATTLE THAT ISNT YOURS!!
Jeff: Huh?
Jeff: *looks at Liu*
Jeff: *elbows Lius arm*
Jeff: Bro, stop!
Liu: ...
Jeff: *covers his eyes with his hand*
Liu: AH HEY!!!
Jeff: Stop it your cheating!
Zalgo: *gets up*
Zalgo: That Liu dude is a strong one.
Calisc: I like to win but I like to win fair.
Zalgo: Looks like your gonna get a fair game.
Calisc: *looks over to Jeff and Liu*
Jeff has a rock in his hands and Liu appears to be unconscious...
Calisc: Well it had to be-
Zalgo: *goes to impale calisc*
Calisc: *just barely dodges*
Lane: *watches closely*
Calisc: *wips around grabs Zalgos arm, twists it and punches him in the face*
Zalgo: *staggers backwards*
Calisc: *turns her hand into a spike*
Calisc: This is it!
Zalgo: *jumps up and punches her into the ground multiple times*
Calisc: *kicks him in the face*
Zalgo: *flys upwards*
Calisc: *jumps up*
Zalgo and Calisc make eye contact...
Calisc: Any last words?
Zalgo: ...
Zalgo: *smiles*
Zalgo: Sorry it had to be this way kid.
Calisc: Huh-
Zalgo: *impales her chest*
Calisc: *throws up blood*
Zalgo: *gently lands on the ground*
Zalgo: *pushes the spike further into Caliscs heart*
Lane: *screams* NO!!!!
Calisc: *face whitens*
Zalgo: Like I said...
Zalgo: *pushes spike all the way through Caliscs body*
Zalgo: We're no longer friends.
Calisc: You-
Calisc: Won't sur..vive.
Zalgo: And why?
Calisc: You....have no clue...
Calisc: What He will do to you for this.
Zalgo: You mean Lane?
Calisc: *her eyes close*
Calisc: *goes limp*
Lane: *trembles with all different emotions.. but mostly anger*
Calisc: mind: I'm sorry...
Calisc: mind: Goodbye Lane...
Calisc is dead...
Lane: *cries silently*
Liu: *scarves wrap around him until he disappears*
Jeff: *grabs Lanes arm and runs to Calisc*
Liu: *reappears next to Calisc*
Liu: You do know how much everyone hates you now?
Jeff: MONTY: IT ISNT OVER.
Jeff: mind: What do you mean?
Jeff: MONTY: LET ME OUT.
Jeff: mind: How?
Jeff: MONTY: UNTENSE YOUR BODY AND LET ALL OF YOUR ANGER OUT.
Jeff: AaaaAAAAAAAAAH!!!
MONTY: *MERGES OUT OF JEFFS BACK*
MONTY: SHE STILL HAS SOME DEMONIC ENERGY LEFT.
MONTY: BUT IT CAN ONLY BE ACTIVATED BY ANOTHER DEMON.
MONTY: NOT LAZARIOUS.
Jeff: *sighs*
The Woods Lullaby starts to play in the four of thems ears...
SPINE: WELL WANE?
Wane: *from behind Jeff*
Wane: You called?
Jeff: I didn't want to.
Wane: What do you want-
Wane: *sees Calisc*
Wane: Who did this?
Zalgo: I did.
Wane: *looks at Lane*
Lane: *sitting next to Calisc look down at the ground*
Wane: Mind: He can't live without her...
Wane: SPINE come here.
SPINE: *MERGES WITH WANE*
WINE: STAND BACK.
Jeff: *walks back a few feet*
Lane: *stands up and steps back*
Zalgo: *steps back*
Liu: *steps back*
WINE: *PUTS THEIR HAND ON CALISCS WOUND*
WINE: *ACTIVATES THE DEMONIC ENERGY INSIDE CALISC*
Calisc: *coughs up blood*
Calisc: *sits up abruptly
Lane: *eyes widen*
Calisc: Ah.
Calisc: That hurt.
Calisc: *looks around*
Calisc: Why are you all staring at me?
Splendor Man: AND WITH THAT THE MATCH IS OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
Calisc: *stands up*
Calisc: *walks over to the arch*
Jeff and Liu follow...
Lane: *teleports to the arch*
Calisc: *hugs Lane*
Lane: *hugs her back*
Calisc: I'm sorry I left you.
Lane: *shakes his head*
Zalgo: I should be the one that's sorry.
Calisc: You didn't have a choice.
Lane:....
Lazari: *from the bleachers*
Lazari: *takes off the bandage on the left side of her face..*
Half of Lazari's face look broken like a doll...
And the other half looks normal...
Offender Man: *walks into the arena*
Offender Man: Well?
Lazari: *walks down to the arena*
Lazari looks tired but acts energized..
Offender Man: This won't take long.
Splendor Man: BEGIN!!!
Offender Man: *tentacles lunge towards Lazari*
Lazari: *fire surrounds her*
Offender Man: *tentacles wrap around Lazari*
Offender Man: Sorry That bullshit doesn't work with me.
Offender Man: *throws Lazari*
Lazari: *lands at the side of the arena*
Lazari: *boosts off the side lunging towards Offender*
Offender Man: *smacks her in the face*
Pieces start to shatter off her face.. each shard that falls becomes more painful...
Offender Man: Oooh I see.
Offender Man: *throws one of his daggers at the left side of her face*
Lazari: *catches the dagger centimeters away from her face and throws it back at him quickly*
Offender Man: *the dagger stops five centimeters from Offenders face and falls into his hand*
Offender Man: Heh, you can't throw one of my own daggers at me.
Offender Man: *behind Lazari*
Offender Man: It doesn't work that way.
Offender Man: *kicks her in the back*
Lazari: *Lazarious's hands pop out of her back and grabs his leg*
Offender Man: *cuts the hands off his leg using his dagger*
Lazari: *wips around and punches him in the stomach*
Offender Man: *grabs her hand and smashes her into the ground*
The majority of Lazari's face and arms look shattered*
Lazari: *stands up and grins*
Offender Man: mind: What the fuk...?
Offender Man: *stares at Lazari*
Lazari: *Glares back*
Offender Man: Hm.
Offender Man: Your move.
Lazari: *lunges at Offender*
Offender Man: *grabs her hair and smashes her into the ground multiple times*
Offender Man: *throws Lazari*
A bright glow can be visibly seen from the darkness within..
Lazari: *gets up still grinning*
Offender Man: mind: What the hell? I can't see through her attacks! What is she planning?
Lazari: *sprints at Offender Man*
Lazari: *bites him hard on his shoulder*
Offender Man: AAAH!!!!!
Lazari: *boosts off his shoulder and lands on the ground steady*
Lazari: *glares up at him*
The glow becomes brighter with each shard that falls...
Offender Man: *grabs shoulder and falls to his knees*
Offender Man: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?
Lazari: I bit you.
Jeff: Did she just give him Lazarious?
Toby: Dunno.
Offender Man: AAAAH!!
Offender Man: mind: Come on Offender, get up!
Offender Man: *runs at Lazari*
Offender Man: *strangles her*
Lazari: ack-
Lazari shatters..
A blinding white glow shines from her...
The glow fades..
Lazari know looks older..
She looks 18-19..
She seems to be 5.4..
All her wounds, stitches, and mouths turn to scars...
Lazari's Left eye is all white...
ALL Lazarious is gone..
Lazari: *grins*
Lazari: *just barley able to grab Offenders neck*
Lazari: *begins to strangle him hard with hammerhand*
Offender Man: ACK!!
Offender Man: *tentacles reach for Lazari*
Lazari: *bites the tentacles*
Lazari: *turns her head and spits them out*
Offender Man: L-Let go...
Offender Man: OF ME!!
Offender Man: *pushes away from Lazari*
Lazari: *grabs him as he's pushing away and throws him hard at the side of the arena*
Offender Man: *embeds tentacles into the arena wall*
Offender Man: *pushes off the wall*
Offender Man: *tentacles get longer*
Offender Man: THATS IT!!
Offender Man: I give up.
Offender Man: *raises both of his arms*
Offender Man: Heh, I didn't even want my brothers job.
Offender Man: *walks away*
Splendor Man: WE HAVE A WITHDRAW!!
Splendor Man: OUR WINNER IS LAZARI SWANN!!!
Under the arch...
Calisc: WHAT THE FUK OFFENDER!?
Offender Man: Unlike you dumbasses I like my life, so I withdrawed.
Offender Man: I quite honestly didn't want Slenders job, too much work.
Zalgo: Your such a laz-
Lazarious has regained his physical form...
Lazarious: *sits on a bleacher close to the arch*
Zalgo: Lazarious!?
Lazarious: *turns around* Yes?
Zalgo: You regained your physical form?
Lazarious: *nods*
Zalgo: Ugh, god, how do I say this without sounding lame as fuk.
Zalgo: I guess, I-I'm sorry, um, for taking away your physical form.
Zalgo: I wanted to be main operator and you kinda got in the way.
Lazarious: it's okay. *turns back towards the arena*
Zalgo: Mind: Not that it matters now...
Jeff: LAZARI!!
Liu: Stop yelling.
Jeff: No UvU
Jeff: *runs over to Lazari and hugs her*
Jeff: YOU WERE AWESOME KID!!
Jeff: *stands back and looks at Lazari*
Jeff: Well not so kid anymore.
Lazari: Hah, thanks.
Liu: *looks over to Lazarious*
Liu: mumbles: Wait is that-
Liu: Sully: It's him!!
Liu: Mind: Who?
Liu: Sully: The asshole.
Liu: Mind: Shut up He will hear you!
Liu: Sully: Don't care.
Liu: *walks over to a wall farthest from Lazarious and leans against it*
Liu: Sully: So your just going to stand there while the one thing getting in the way is in deaths reach!?
Liu: Mind: In the way of what?
Liu: Sully: Killing Jeff.
Liu: Mind: No!! What have I said!?
Liu: Sully: I dont care, I'll kill him in the most brutal way possible and make you watch!
Liu: Mind: Shut up Shut up SHUT UP!!!
Liu: Sully: Then I'll kill all of your friends slowly and brutally till you have no one left except me!!
Liu: Mind: STOP!! NO MORE-
Lazarious: *looks over at Liu*
Liu: Mind: I WONT LET YOU KILL JEFF!!!
Liu: Sully: You don't have to let me! I'll take over your body while your asleep and kill him. He'll feel so betrayed that your his down fall that he won't even forgive you in hell!!!
Liu: Mind: Please, stop!!
Lazarious: *mind transfer to Sully*: That's enough Sully.
Liu: Sully: Heh, butting in again are we?
Liu: *has a straight face but he's visibly crying*
Lazarious: mind: I'll stop when you stop.
Liu: Sully: I'll never stop until Jeff is dead.
Lazarious: mind: You hold such a grudge on him. You need to learn to forgive.
Liu: Sully: Like you've said before, I'm the exact opposite of Liu. I'm not soft and forgiving. I'm rigid and merciless.
Liu: Sully: Jeff tried to kill us and I will never forgive him for that.
Lazarious: mind: So you've stayed with Liu for a while,
Lazarious: mind: My younger brother Zalgo almost killed me by taking my physical form, at first I hated him. I spent 200 years hating him. I
Liu: Sully: And you still do.
Lazarious: mind: No. Though he took away 200 years of my life, he's still family.
Liu: Mind: Jeff is the only family I have left. He's the only person I actually feel happy with.
Lazarious: mind: Put it this way, You've heard "keep your friends close but your enemies closer"?
Lazarious: mind: In this case it's Keep your friends close but your family closer.
Liu: Sully: That's great for you but I'm never going to change.
Liu: Sully: Ever.
Liu: *grabs his head*
Liu: AH!!
Lazarious: mind: You don't have to forgive him, but you also don't need to kill him.
Liu: Sully: I WILL ALWAYS WANT TO KILL HIM!! NOTHING CAN STRAY ME FROM THAT PATH!!
Lazarious: mind: if you did, imagine how much Liu would dislike you.
Liu: Sully: I COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT LIU THINKS OF ME!!
Lazarious: mind: Honestly, I don't think he would forgive you.
Liu: AAAAAAH!!!
Jeff: Liu what's wrong-
Liu: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
Jeff: LIU WHATS WRONG!?
Lazarious: Sully.
Liu: DONT COME ANY CLOSER!! I DONT WANT HIM TO HURT YOU!!!
Liu: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Masky: What the hell is happening!?
Toby: Sully must be at it again!
Masky: Mind: Shit.
Masky: *mind transfers to Liu*
All Masky can hear from Lius mind is Jeff screaming over and over again...
Masky: *grabs his head* HOW THE HELL!?
Masky: *mind transfers to Lazarious*
Masky: mind: What is going on?
Lazarious: mind: Sully is trying to take over his body to hurt Jeff.
Masky: mind: Well, he's succeeding.
Masky: mind: All I can hear from Lius mind is Jeff screaming.
Liu: Sully: Give me control and I'll make it stop.
Lazarious: *mind transfer to Liu*
Lazarious: *all he hears is Jeff's screaming but he knows Liu can hear him*
Lazarious: mind Liu, don't let him.
Liu: Mind: I won't.
Liu: Sully: Why listen to him? HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND!
Lazarious: mind: I understand very well.
Liu: Sully: But you've known me longer and I know Jeff deserves to pay for his actions.
Liu: *flashbacks of Him and Jeff playing in their backyard*
Liu: Sully: NO!! Liu stop it!!!
Lazarious: mind: Liu, your stronger than Sully. Don't listen to him. If he's going to ignore what you say about not hurting Jeff, then ignore him right back.
Liu: *flashbacks of Jeff standing out in the falling snow and Liu wrapping his scarf around Jeff*
Liu: Mind: I love Jeff. Not you.
Liu: Sully: WHAT!?!?
Liu: Sully: WHO WAS THERE WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS!? WHO COMFORTED YOU!?
Liu: Mind: Jeff was.
Liu: *flashbacks of Randy setting Jeff on fire*
Liu: Mind: I'm not strong.
Liu: Mind: I watched them hurt him and I did nothing about it.
Lazarious: mind: you couldn't do anything.. it happened too fast.
Liu: Mind: I could have done something but I'm weak. I always have been.
Liu is surrounded by darkness...
Lazarious: mind: Don't think so down about yourself.
Liu: Mind But it's all true.
Liu: *abruptly stands up and runs at Jeff*
Liu: Mind: I'm not strong enough.
Lazari: *stands in front of Jeff blocking Liu from him*
Lazarious: mind: You are strong enough.
Liu: NO HE ISNT!!
Liu: *quickly swerves around Lazari and tackles Jeff*
Lazari: *picks Liu up with hammerhand and holds him tightly*
Liu: *throws knife at Lazari*
Lazarious: *teleports besides Lazari and catches the knife*
Lazari: *still holding Liu tightly*
Lazarious: mind: Liu, you are stronger than this. Don't let him hurt your little brother-
Lazarious: mind: Again.
Liu: LET GO!!!
Liu: *throws another knife at lazari*
Lazari: *flinches*
Lazarious: *barley catches it*
Liu breaks out of Lazaris grip while she's distracted...
Liu: *tackles Jeff*
Jeff: *reaches for his knife holster*
Liu: *kneels on both of his hands*
Liu: I WIN!!
Liu: AND YOU LOSE JEFF!!!
Jeff: LIU NO!!
Masky: LIU!!
Toby: JEFF!!
Calisc: SHIT!!
Zalgo: *covers his face*
Young Jeff: Are you ok big brother?
Liu: *opens his eyes*
There is no one there...
Liu: Everything I ever loved is gone.
Liu: BECAUSE OF ME!!!
All of a sudden Liu feels something warm wrap around him...
Jeff: It's ok Liu.
Jeff: I'm here.
Liu: Jeff?
Jeff is hugging Liu...
Jeff: No matter what happens.
Liu: I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough.
Liu: I made so many mistakes that amounted to this moment.
Jeff: No Liu.
Jeff: You did everything right.
Jeff: But What will you do now?
Liu: There's nothing I can do.
Jeff: Are you sure?
Jeff fades away into the darkness...
Liu: ...
Liu: Like Lazarious said.
Liu: *stands up*
Liu: I AM STRONG ENOUGH!!
Jeff: *turns his head and flinches*
Liu: *stops*
The knife is centimeters from penetrating Jeff's skull...
Liu: *throws the knife at the wall*
Liu: *stands up*
Jeff is trembling and visibly crying...
Liu: mind: What have I done?
Liu: *runs into the forest*
Masky: LIU COME BACK!!!
Toby: *runs to Jeff*
Toby: Jeff are you okay!?
Jeff: I'm...
Jeff: *sits up*
Jeff: Fine.
Jeff: Where is he!?
Toby: Calm down.
Jeff: ILL MAKE SURE IM THE LAST THING HE EVER SEES IN THIS LIFE!!
Calisc: HE COULDNT CONTROL IT!!
Jeff: WELL THATS HIS OWN FUKING PROBLEM!!
Lazari: Calm down Jeff-
Jeff: *facepalms*
Jeff: *curls his knees to his chest*
Jeff: *starts to cry*
Jeff: I'm sorry...
Jeff: I-I know he can't control it...
Lazari:....
Lazari: It's okay, everything's going to be okay.
Masky: Well who should go after Liu?
Lazarious: I will.
Masky: Auright suit yourself!
Toby: I'll come too.
Masky: TOBY SIT THE FUK DOWN!
Toby: *sits down immediately*
Toby: Oki.
Lazarious: *disappears*
A couple miles in the woods...
Liu: *sprinting in the opposite direction of the arena*
Liu: Huh huf
Liu: mind: He Hates me...He hates me...he hates me...
Liu: *stops take a break*
Liu: Sin *pant* done...
Liu: Damage...inflicted...
Liu: *takes out a knife and cuts his hand*
Liu: Ah!!
Liu: *drops the knife*
Lazarious: *jumps out of a tree in front of Liu*
Liu: *startled*
Liu: *hides his hand in his pocket*
Liu: *smiles nervously* Heh heh you scared me!
Lazarious: Sorry,
Liu: It's alright.
Liu: *stands up*
Liu: How's Jeff?
Lazarious: Why don't you go back and ask him yourself?
Liu: *tries to hide the pain of his hand with a smile*
Liu: H-He probably wants to kill me.
Lazarious: *shakes his head* He was mad at first, but only because he didn't know how else to show how he was feeling.
Liu: Sully: You...c....t....b...loc...k me...t...for...ver!!!
Liu: *ignores him*
Liu: L-Lets go back.
Lazarious: Okay.
They both walk back to the arched entrance of the arena...
Jeff: *sees Liu*
Jeff: *runs at Liu*
Liu: *flinches*
Jeff: *hugs Liu tight*
Liu: *shocked*
Jeff: I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER!!!
Liu: *blushes* C-Come on now! Y-you sound like a little kid!
Liu: *hugs Jeff back*
Liu: I am so sorry Jeff.
Jeff: Everything is ok now.
Jeff: Right?
Liu: I promise.
Liu: mind: And that's one I'm intending to keep.
Liu: Lazarous?
Lazarious: Yes? *sitting on a bleacher*
Liu: *smiles* Thank you.
Lazarious: *smiles and nods*
Toby: Aaaaw!! I'm gonna cry!!
Masky: *hugs Toby*
Masky: C'mere you cheesy romantic.
Toby: *hugs Masky really tight* AAAAAAH!!!
Masky: *pats Toby's head*
Masky: Get it all out of your system.
Calisc: HAH!!!
Calisc: LOOK AT DOS WEIRDOS!!
Zalgo: And your not?
Calisc: *punches Zalgos arm*
Calisc: QUIET YOU!!
Calisc: I CALL FOR A REMATCH!!!
Lane: NU!!!!!
Zalgo: No.
Zalgo: I'll just end up kicking your ass again.
Calisc: *pouts* Whatever!
Zalgo: Dont Give me your lip I went easy on you!
Calisc: YOU NEARLY KILLED ME JACKASS!!!
Lane: *hugs Calisc's leg (cos he's short af*
Calisc: Aw mah god your adorable!!!
Lane: NUH I'm naht!!!
Splendor Man: *walks over* Are you all just going to stand there or are we going to finish this up?
Lazari: *from the other side of the bleachers* oh god T-T
Zalgo: Wish me luck, Calisc!
Calisc: Nope you don't need it.
Zalgo: Thanks-
Calisc: Because she gonna wipe the floor with yo ass!!
Zalgo: Urgh.
Zalgo: *walks into the arena*
Lazari: *walks into the arena*
Lazari: *puts her hair up*
Lazari's looks remind some people on the bleachers of a warrior, slaying a fire dragon..
Zalgo: You ready kid?
Lazari: *glares*
Zalgo: Or are you going to startle me to death?
Splendor Man: AND THE FINAL BATTLE...
Splendor Man: BEGINS!!!!
Lazari: *Lunges at Zalgo quickly*
Lazari: *punches him hard in the throat*
Lazari: *throws her head backwards and back at Zalgo (headbudding him hard)*
Zalgo: *staggers backwards*
Lazari: *kicks him across the face*
Zalgo: *grabs her foot and breaks it*
Lazari: ARGH! *grabs his arm and throws him into the ground*
Zalgo: *boosts off the ground into the air*
Zalgo: *punches her in the face as he comes back to the ground*
Lazari: *grabs his arm and breaks it*
Zalgo: *it heals back into place*
Zalgo: *grabs her ponytail and throws her into the ground*
Lazari: *falls back*
Zalgo: *punches her in the stomach*
Lazari: *bursts in a pit of flames*
Lazari: *gets back up enraged*
Zalgo: *engulfed in flames*
Zalgo: *lunges at Lazari*
Lazari: *puts her arms in an X and pushes out as he's about to hit her (blocking)*
Zalgo: *falls onto his back*
Lazari: *steps on his chest keeping him down*
Zalgo: *struggles*
Zalgo: Aren't you going to kill me!?
Lazari:...
Zalgo: Fine.
Zalgo: I WITHDRAW!!!
Splendor Man: What the-
Splendor Man: A-ALRIGHT!! LAZARI SWANN IS NOW THE MAIN OPERATOR OF MID REALM!!!
The crowd screams but Jeff, Lane, Toby, Masky, Liu, And Jack are screaming the loudest...
Lazari: *steps off of him*....
Zalgo: *pats Lazaris head*
Zalgo: I'm proud of you kid.
Lazari: *confused*
Zalgo: *walks over to the arch*
Calisc: IM DISAPPOINTED!!
Calisc: YOU FUKING GAVE UP!!
Lazari: *walks to the arch*
Lane: *runs from the bleachers and Hugs Lazari*
Lazari: *almost falls over*
Lane: *teleports onto her shoulders*
Lane: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Lazari: Pft, chill out *laughs*
Masky: Good job Lazari!
Toby: WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Masky: *startled* Holy shit chill out!
Lane: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Toby: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Masky: *smacks the back of his neck*
Toby: *falls over* ACK!