"So many people have died today... it's so stressful. Let's go to the beach and relax." Everyone murmurs in agreement.
Shadow still has his assault rifle trained on Jesus, but Jesus doesn't care at all.
And so, they go to the beach.
Lightning is lying on a towel, wearing a bikini. Nobody is quite sure how that works, but they just roll with it. Lin and Shadow are lying together, seperated from the rest of the people. Jesus and John K-Pop are both eating ice cream together.
"You know what would be real bad right now? A bomb." John says.
"Yeah, that would be real bad right now." Shadow agrees.
At that moment, they hear a beep.
"HOLY SHIT IS THERE A BOMB,??!!?,!'cnc"
Everyone begins to panic, running about and screaming.
Another beep.
"There's a bomb on the beach. Wow. Very cool." Lin says, not bothered by this at all.
Another beep.
Lin walks towards the beeping.
Everyone cowers in fear, worried about what could come next.
The beeping quickens.
Lin's walk quickens.
Even Jesus is worried, and he's Jesus.
Lin stands in front of a bag. A bag that's beeping. Because it's, like, a bomb or something. Lin reaches into the bag, and pull out a phone.
It's open to #nsfw-ish.
"367 Messages since 18:37." Lin says. "And it's not even in the right channel."
"Thank God it wasn't a bomb." John says, relieved.
They hear an explosion in the distance.
"Oh well."
—END OF CHAPTER 10–
