"Hey, Big J." Lightning said casually.
Over the 3 hours they'd talked before, Lightning had come up with some names for Jesus. These included: Big J, J-Man, the J-Meister, The Legend Known As Jesus, Je-Je and J-Jam. Jesus hated all of them, but they grew better as time went on.
"Hey, Lightning." Jesus said, his smile warmer than the Sun.
"So, uh... um... well..." Lightning stammers.
"What is it? Do you have something to tell me?" Jesus asks calmly.
"Jesus... I... I..."
"What do you need to say, Lightning?"
"I have a crush on you." Lightning's headlights blush and he looks away.
"Huh?!" Jesus seems surprised.
"You're just so nice... I don't like it when you're not near me." He says shyly.
He laughs and plays with his hair. "Do you have anything else you want to say? A question, perhaps?"
Lightning smiles. "Well, uh... Jesus...?"
"Yes?"
"Will you be my boyfriend?" Lightning says.
"Of course."
Lightning's eyes light up like a small child. "Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!"
Jesus smiles. "Remember to keep going to church, though."
Lightning nods. "I will."
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Lightning looks at Jesus.
Jesus looks at Lightning.
In that moment, everything was perfect.
Lightning moves in for a kiss.
Jesus is waiting, ready for it.
Just as their lips are about to touch...
They hear another engine coming up.
They see Ramone, coming up behind them, interrupting their first kiss.
He opens his mouth, and says "slow your roll. im reporting this server for having a nsfw channel where nsfw is freely distributed to minors, actually. very inappropriate and super against discord regulations."
Jesus and Lightning both stare at each other in shock. Who could have set up such a channel? How did they not know about this "super against discord regulations" channel? The plot thickens.
—END OF CHAPTER FIVE—
