"Haha, just kidding, he's a corpse. Haha." Jesus says, laughing to himself.
"Jesus, I hate you." Shadow says, raising his gun. "What's stopping me from shooting you right now?"
Lin looks with shock as Shadow threatens Jesus with an assault rifle.
"What's stopping you? Oh, Shadow. What's stopping you is him."
"Who? Who in the *damn* could stop me? I'm the ultimate lifeform! He must be a faker."
"Faker?" A voice calls out. "I think you're the fake one around here."
A chuckle resonates throughout the area as Aloe steps forward.
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"This guy, Lin..." Aloe points at Shadow. "He's responsible for everything. He planted Sheldon in the gas station to try and kill Jesus. He was going to shoot out Lightning's wheels and wait for him to run out of fuel. And he was going to kill you too."
Lin stares at Shadow. "He wouldn't do that. Shadow wouldn't do that."
Aloe sighs. "If you don't want to believe me, then that's fine. But, trust me, Shadow isn't what he seems."
Lightning revs up. "Do you have any proof?"
Aloe fidgets awkwardly. "Well, uh... um..."
"That's what I thought, you weird lookin dipshit."
As Lightning revs up, a double barrelled shotgun comes up from under his hood.
"Lightning, you don't understand. None of you understand. It's them."
Lightning pauses. "Who's 'them'?"
Aloe takes a deep breath.
"Well, you see, ancient aliens ha-"
Lightning charges forward, firing the shotgun and killing Aloe instantly.
"Your theory was a 'shot-in-the-dark'!" Lightning laughs to himself.
