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Honorary Phantom Thieves

Kirby quickly brought his sword down, looking at the enemy with sorrow. It was Meta Knight, yet it wasn't. He knew that. Piranha Plant was fighting King Dedede behind him. Yet, it wasn't King DeDeDe, he could tell with him too. Not only because they looked an acted different. Yeah, Kirby could tell it wasn't them, even if they weren't wearing the alternate costumes. The Star Warrior could just tell it wasn't them.

Suddenly, Kirby saw King DeDeDe preparing a hammer attack to the fallen Piranha Plant. Kirby was about to cry out to his friend, but before he could say anything, Kirby had been thrown into a tree. He looked over weakly and saw Meta Knight walk close to him. Kirby closed his eyes tight fearfully but no blow came. He then looked over and gasped, Joker had come and had thrown Meta Knight into King Dedede.

The teen then looked at Piranha Plant and Kirby and said, "Come over here you two." They came over and Joker went on his knees to check the two. Piranha Plant wasn't badly damaged, luckily Joker came before the hammer hit him. Kirby though, he had cuts all over and a bruise on his back(?). Joker sighed and hugged the two, surprised that the plant didn't bite.

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Joker had the two resting back at camp, but was now looking for food. With the endless stomach Kirby [somehow] had, they got low real quick. Food wasn't too common either, though it wasn't Waluigi getting into Smash Bros rare.

Suddenly though, Joker heard something from behind him. He turned around and gasped, before being hit by some weird weapon. He looked and saw an Inkling? With a star rod? He sighed and grabbed his gun, ready for the fight.

Joker didn't know why he was struggling so much with this last Inkling. Maybe because some fighter came over and they had fought together? He didn't know but he was glad he had freed that other spirit. But still, Inkling was tough.

Soon, the puppet had Joker in a tight space... no where to run. Jokers gun had been kicked away and he had been tired... he hoped at this very moment that Piranha Plant and Kirby were ok and safe as he closed his eyes, ready for the impact of one of Inklings weapons.

There was none, but there was a childish battlecry. He opened his eyes and gasped, Kirby was now there, along with Piranha Plant, and they were fighting off the last Inkling. Luckily, it worked, and soon it disappeared to dust almost. Piranha Plant and Kirby then quickly ran over to their friend worringly.

"Poyo, poy?" Kirby questioned worringly.

Joker gave a calm smile, "If you asked if I was ok, then that would be yes, now I am." He looked at the two and said, "Thank you very much.." he then thought for a moment, "I say you two deserve to be Honorary Phantom Thieves." Kirby grew a childish smile and Piranha Plant seemed curious.

"You both need codenames," Joker said and looked at Kirby, "You're codename is Heart," and then he looked at Piranha Plant, "and you're codename is Pot." The two nodded and Kirby just smiled more. Joker swore though he could see Piranha Plant growing a small grin.

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Ok first things first, with the codename Joker gives Piranha Plant, he doesn't mean like the drug, he's just relating to Piranha Plant's pot. I just...don't trust some peoples thoughts.. Anyways, second things second, sorry this took a while, I got a bit lazy and I had no ideas for this and this chappie is not my best work. I only really finished after hearing that the last dlc fighter for Fighter Pass 1 will be announced tomorrow. Anyways, if some of you enjoy this chappie, awesome! I honestly really don't. I'm not giving up on this story, I just don't like this chappie... Well, see you all next time my Purrfect Readers! Buh bye!)