ash: if a snake bites you and you die, it's venomous, but if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
skip: what if it bites me and it dies?
ash: then you're poisonous.
shorter: what if it bites itself and i die?
ash: that's vodoo...
eiji: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
ash: that's correlation, not causation.
skip: what if we bite each other and none of us dies?
shorter: that's kinky.
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Humori got bored and i need to dump these stuff somewhere cuz i think my friend's had enough of my crackheaded nonsense imao (but i'll still bother her with these tho) i'm not original lmao have fun reading this tho, whoever reads this this book is lowke...
