a/n: i'll be changing how i write these parts from now on >B)
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Sing: Fun game, play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear.
Ash: My mom was good at that game.
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Yut-Lung, in bed crying because he just woke up from a nightmmare: All these ghosts- ALL these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo-
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Max: This assignment is easy. Just write about your happiest childhood memory.
Ash: Excuse me, my what now?
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Sing: Dude, oh my god, there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday.
Eiji:
Eiji: That was me with my glasses on.
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Ash: Dogs deserve to live forever.
Eiji: And humans?...
Ash: Absolutely not.
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Ash: Imagine you're naked and you're surronded by tons of people staring at you and wanting to touch you.
Ash: That is the life of a dog.
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Yut-Lung: I'm a moderate and peaceful man, truth be told.
Sing: You threw a chair at Wang-Lung yesterday.
Yut-Lung: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that bitch.
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Yut-Lung: We're back at this dumbass family with all these fake-ass people.
Hua-Lung: Hey.
Yut-Lung: Hey!
Yut-Lung: Fucking bitch.
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Straight girls: Oh my god, he is so gay. I can tell. I have a pretty amazing gaydar sooo...
Yut-Lung, aka, the bitch in question:
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Yut-Lung, video taping Ash and Eiji inside a restaurant: I wish that I could be like the cool kids...The cool kids-...
Ash, notices him: *Flips him off*
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Bones: So hey guys, this is currently my third serving of mac'n'cheese, and I'm about to have my fourth serving but I'm not feeling anything. And I'm scared. Like, what if I eat this and I fucking die in my sleep-
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Yut-Lung: Here's the thing though, is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
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Humori got bored and i need to dump these stuff somewhere cuz i think my friend's had enough of my crackheaded nonsense imao (but i'll still bother her with these tho) i'm not original lmao have fun reading this tho, whoever reads this this book is lowke...