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a/n: i'll be changing how i write these parts from now on >B)



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Sing: Fun game, play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear.

Ash: My mom was good at that game.

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Yut-Lung, in bed crying because he just woke up from a nightmmare: All these ghosts- ALL these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo-

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Max: This assignment is easy. Just write about your happiest childhood memory.

Ash: Excuse me, my what now?

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Sing: Dude, oh my god, there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday.

Eiji:

Eiji: That was me with my glasses on.

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Ash: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Eiji: And humans?...

Ash: Absolutely not.

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Ash: Imagine you're naked and you're surronded by tons of people staring at you and wanting to touch you.

Ash: That is the life of a dog.

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Yut-Lung: I'm a moderate and peaceful man, truth be told.

Sing: You threw a chair at Wang-Lung yesterday.

Yut-Lung: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that bitch.

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Yut-Lung: We're back at this dumbass family with all these fake-ass people.

Hua-Lung: Hey.

Yut-Lung: Hey!

Yut-Lung: Fucking bitch. 

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Straight girls: Oh my god, he is so gay. I can tell. I have a pretty amazing gaydar sooo...

Yut-Lung, aka, the bitch in question:

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Yut-Lung, video taping Ash and Eiji inside a restaurant: I wish that I could be like the cool kids...The cool kids-...

Ash, notices him: *Flips him off*

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Bones: So hey guys, this is currently my third serving of mac'n'cheese, and I'm about to have my fourth serving but I'm not feeling anything. And I'm scared. Like, what if I eat this and I fucking die in my sleep-

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Yut-Lung: Here's the thing though, is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

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