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kidnapper, over the phone: we have him.

sing: who?

kidnapper: the bitch that just yelled at us to be careful when tying him up 'cause we might fuck his hair!

sing: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE ASH!

ash, walks in: has anyone seen my glasses?

sing:

sing: oh, they must have the other bitch, yut-lung.

sing:

sing:

sing: WAIT, THAT'S MY BITCH THEY HAVE-

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