Ash: Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
[Later]
Sing: Why are you crying?
Yut-Lung:
Sing: Where'd that bruise come from?
Yut-Lung:
Sing: Did Ash push-
Yut-Lung: He pushed me down the stairs.
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Charlie, video taping a burglar from inside his car: Oh he stealin'. He stealin'.
Burglar, notices: *runs*
Charlie: Oh he st- HEY, GET BACK HERE-
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Yut-Lung: Yes, I shower naked. Call me a slut. I don't care.
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Sing: Hey, Eiji. Did you know that "thot" actually means "thoughtful person"?
Eiji: Oh. I did not know that. I'll keep that in mind.
[Later]
Eiji: Thanks for helping me out, Ash. You're such a thot!
Ash: i'M a WhAt-
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Eiji: He is a bitch. B-I-C-T...H.
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Max: Name an animal with three letters in it's name.
Shunichi: Alligator.
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Ash: *minding his own business*
Eiji: Wow.
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Eiji: Wake up, it's Christmas.
Ash: *goes back to sleep, pulling the blankets over him*
Eiji: Wake up, it's Christmas.
Shorter: *jumps down the stairs* SANTA!
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Golzine: Hey, come here, I want to talk to you. Someday you're gonna grow up and you're gonna be a man.
Ash: Someday you're gonna be dead.
Golzine: *offended and horrified look on his face*
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Sing: Hey, you want something to eat?
Yut-Lung: No. I'm good.
Sing: *buys food*
Yut-Lung: Let me-
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banana fish 🍌🐟 incorrect quotes
Humori got bored and i need to dump these stuff somewhere cuz i think my friend's had enough of my crackheaded nonsense imao (but i'll still bother her with these tho) i'm not original lmao have fun reading this tho, whoever reads this this book is lowke...
