Markiplier Madness {Oneshots and requests!!!}

Shorty ;)(Captian Magnum x reader) FLUFF

Captain Magnum called you out of work many times during the day. He did that a lot. He would usually have you go get something for him or have you sit with him while he sat at the wheel. Why you? The other crew members could do this too.

Recently he had been calling you so often you couldn't finish a job. Luckily, you had good friends who covered for you. You still felt bad. Currently, you were sitting with Captian Magnum in the helm area. He was loosly supervising one of the newer crew members. He called you up here about 30 minutes ago.

"Aye (Y/N), ye have been quiet for a bit."

"Sorry Captain. I just don't really have anything to talk about."

"Well how bout you start by tellin' me, how was yer day so far?"

"It's...fairly good. I've gotten a lot done in the 3 hours I was working."

"Ye've been working for 3 hours?"
Captain Magnum asked. He was acting like he didn't work the rest of his crew 12+ hours on a normal day.

"Yeah...why?"

"It's awfully early for ye ta be workin so hard ain't it?"

"Uhm...no?"
You were about to say something else before he had to yell at the new worker for whatever reason. What was the captians deal? Why was he always on your case about how long you worked and how many breaks you got?

He made your life hard sometimes because the workers didn't like how pampered you were. Many of them had asked for breaks but to no avail. You didn't even ask for the breaks and you got them. A lot of times you'd send someone on break in your place. That's how often he did it. You just didn't get it. You were supposed to be a deck scrubber. You were supposed to help scrape the grime off the sides of the boat. But here you were, with the captian. Captian Magnum sat back down and looked at you. He didn't say anything, he just shook his head and chuckled a bit.

You were stuck by him most of the day. You managed to sneak away for a good hour or so when he had to take care of something in the lower quarters. He found you and dragged you away from work again. You could feel the anger radiate off the rest of the crew. Captian Magnum apparently did too.

"I think it'd be better if ye stayed with me tonight lass. The rest o' tha crew isn't too happy with ye staying with me."

"Yeah. Im glad you noticed. I don't really want to get harrased by them tonight. Thanks captian."

"Don't worry about it lass. Tis' just my job." He beckoned you to follow him. You obliged and followed him to his quarters. You were short, you had a vague idea of about how tall you were. Anywhere between 4'9 and 5'5. Magnum was the opposite. He had to duck under doorframes and things to avoid being smacked in the face. You got to his initial bedroom and sat down on the floor.

"Ye know you can sit on tha bed right (Y/N)? I ain't gonna bite you," He then mumbled, "not hard, at least"

You laughed and got up to sit on the bed.

"Sorry Captian. It's just habit."

He hummed and slipped his jacket off. You looked up at the ceiling as he got comfortable. You could see the difference in wood types from where he got it expanded. He could stand up straight in the room, unlike the others. You noticed that most of his stuff was proped up by books and spare wood.

You never really realized how tall he was. You knew he was tall but damn. You stood up and went over to him. He looked down at you. You stared at him for a moment.

"How tall are you?"

"Lass, I ain't got the slightest idea."

"Oh." You looked down at his feet. He had very large feet. He's a big man okay?

"Lass, do you have a fascination with my size or somethin'?" Magnum chuckled slightly, "pun not intended."

You scoffed and sat down on the bed again.
"Sorry, you're just really tall."
Magnum sat down beside you. Mind you, this just about threw you in the air. He forgot he had to sit down gently and ended up almost launching you feet in the air.

"Sorry lass!" He grabbed your arm and kept you from flying into the air. You resituated and sat shoulder to shoulder with him. This is just a figure of speech of course, for your head reaches his shoulder. You can see over his shoulder but that's about it.

"Mercy lass, ye are short."
You put on a pouty face and crossed your arms.

"Alright, ya don't have to call me out Capin'."
Magnum gasped at you. You've even started acquiring his dialect.

"(Y/N) ye're gonna have to stop bein' adorable for a minute. I can't take it."

"Wha- I'm not adorable!"
Magnum looked at you with his eyebrows raised. He let out a hearty laugh before looking at you and saying, "Lass, ye're two feet tall. Ye're the cutest on this ship."

"W-wow rude." You stuck your tongue out at him. You felt your face burn with a blush before he stood up.

"Come 'ere."
You got up slowly. Next thing you knew, Captain Magnum snached you in his arms. He was hugging you, but your legs weren't on the ground.
You started squirming trying to reach the ground again. He moved his hands to your waist before holding you out infront of him.

"I told ye, ye're short! Ye're tiny!"
You swung your legs back and fourth.
"Yeah and you're a meanie"
You stuck your tongue out at him again.
He just chuckled.
"I should start callin' ye shorty."