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By the way, none of this is meant to be offensive or rude.
My brain just sometimes thinks of weird things like pomegranate and Armageddon, my cats.
Enjoy, -Death or life
Ross Lynch is being surronded by police
Ross (singing):they tried to make me go to rehab, I wouldn't go, go,go
(Jess sneaks up behind)
Ross:they...Waaaagggghhhhh
(Jess puts hand over his mouth and drags him by hair to out the front of the rehab centre)
Police:thank you young lady
Paparazzi: click click
(Jess stops and poses with a taser, then proceeds to taser Ross Lynch)
Police hand Jess young police woman award
Jess:thank you, thank you, I was only doing my duty as a human being to rid the world of this menace we call, Rosslynchmuppetpuppetfacefreak
Crowd: applause
Ross lynch begins to scream
Ross: let go OF MEEEE CRAZY KERMIT LADDDEEEE
Jess: sssh you drug addict!
Tallulah comes flying by in a jet ski
Tallulah: DIE ROSS DIE YOU MUPPET FREAK
Ross:you'll never take me alive!!!!
Jess: Knocks him unconscious with her pinkie finger
Ross:mumpmmghhgg
Tallulah:I think we should take him somewhere to kill him
YOU ARE READING
Ross Lynch- A love story
Teen FictionAll of this is stupid. Just Btw, none of this is meant to be offensive, or rude. I'm just really weird and my brain likes to think of these things sometimes. Enjoy. -Death
