Ross Lynch- A love story

Everyone is on a plane heading to ikea in Sweden to meet their idols. ABBA!!

Ivy: (to Ethan) omgee I really hate plane food.
Ethan: it's okay babe, well get some cool healthy food at ikea
Natasha: (from across the aisle) gimme a S. gimme a W. gimme a E. Gimme a dish meatballs! Whattaya get?! SWEDISH MEATBALLS
Ivy: Om nom
Ethan: (cuddles ivy)
Ivy and Ethan fall asleep while watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Ross and Kurt are at Target
Kurt: I should model for them.
Ross: I should model for death
Kurt: nah, I'm too good for them
Ross: nah death's too good for me
Kurt: should I buy that tshirt so I can eat it?
Ross: I'll wear it in my coffin with Amy
*Kurt and Ross walk up to register 5*
Alex: hi, I'm Alex from target
Kurt: who does he think he is? Me?
Ross: nobody is like you baby. Want to drown in pool of blood?
Alex: I was on the Ellen show the other day
Kurt: does this guy ever shut up? I was in the Herald Sun the other day.
Alex: yes
Ross: (laughs) I like carrots (coughs out blood) I'm gonna die
Kurt: I like you
Alex: I like me too
Kurt: I was talking to me
Alex: so was I
Kurt: we seem very alike. Wanna come to my waxing salon now?
Ross: can I come? I'll get the eyelid wax and lemon hair dye as per us usual
Alex: that'll be $5 thanks kurty boy
Kurt: how did you know my name
Alex: everyone knows your name
Kurt: I don't know your name
Alex: I have a name tag
Kurt: I don't have eyes
Alex: cool
Ross: I'm gonna die
Kurt: cool
Kurt hands Alex $5 and a mirror
Alex: I love you
Kurt: bye andrej! I will never forget how to shoot ross!!!
Alex: next customer...
Ross: that's me
Alex: what are you buying
Ross: a self drowning system
Alex: we usually don't sell them to customers but you seem special so ok
Ross: thanks. How much is it?
Alex: DUH ITS FREE. WE ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO BUY THIS
Ross: cool
Alex: bye
Ross: I used to have a life
Alex: (dies of laughter)
Ross: cool
Ross trips over own shoelaces and drowns in Alex's tears of joy

Natasha and Grayson are at a private italian restaurant
Grayson: Italy is so beautiful
Natasha: (smiles) I know...
Grayson: (looks at Natasha) the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Natasha: oh... Wow.
Grayson: I love you Natasha
Natasha: (starts crying) you love me?
Grayson: what's wrong honey?
Natasha: nothing! It's just...
Grayson: what? Was that too soon
Natasha: it's just, I've been waiting for you to say that for so long because... I love you too Grayson!
Grayson kisses Natasha. She kisses him back.
Natasha: (pulls away) let's go to the hotel
Grayson: yahuh! Waiter!
Ross: yes?
Natasha: ugh
Grayson: the cheque please
Ross: of course my lovely
Grayson considers killing Ross but remembers ross will do that himself soon
Natasha: hey rossyboy
Ross: hey
Grayson and Natasha go to hotel....
Natasha: niceeeè

Ivy and Ethan are in England
Ethan: wanna go to Italy? Grayson called to say they have a spare room for us in the hotel.
Ivy: meh
Ethan: it's the dress isn't it? You don't like it.
Ivy: I love it. It's everything I've ever wanted honey. (Ivy is wearing an antique dress made from strips of magazines and old butter knives that Ethan got her)
Ethan: okay. Let's hop on that plane then.

Flight attendant: I'm sorry we don't allow people over 300kg on this flight. You'll have to catch the next plane
Ivy: it's the dress! It's made from old butter knifes and paper weights!
Flight attendant: my name is Sarah
Ivy: thanks Sarah
Sarah: you will need to catch the next flight
Ethan: c'mon. She's not that heavy. Like she HAS put a bit if weight on but she is usually fat so yeah.
Ivy: WHAT THE HELL? NO
Ethan turns out to be ross lynch wearing Ethan as a costume
Ivy: YOU. YOU. YOU. DIIIIEEEE
Ross: I killed Ethan
Ivy: no
Ross:yes
Ivy: (calls Ethan's mobile) hey bæ?
Ethan: where are you hon? The plane is about to leave
Ivy jumps onto plane and snuggles up with Ethan

Ethan, Grayson, Ivy and Natasha are in Italy
Ivy: I wish signora Bruna was here with her rosso hair
Natasha: signora Bruna isn't exactly my BFF but I wouldn't say she has hair like Ross lynch...
Ivy: I meant rosso. As in red. In italian.
Natasha: gotcha
Grayson: hey babe wanna go to this new restaurant "la Fernando" tonight?
Natasha: sounds great hon!
Ethan: ivy and I will come too
Natasha: sounds fab. A double date!
Ivy: I've heard that name before.... La Fernando....
Ethan: (laughs) probably in rehab!
Ivy: what?
Ethan: cool
Grayson: see you at the restaurant at 6:30pm. The booking is under my name
Natasha: you're under my name
Grayson: you're under me
Ivy: I'm under Ethan
Ethan: I'm on top of you all
Natasha: no
Grayson: no
Ivy is too busy kissing Ethan
Ivy, Natasha and their BF'S are at la Fernando
Natasha: wow
Ivy: (sips drink) my barracuda don't...
Ethan: have you been drinking?
Ivy: want dinner unless you're a sea turtle hon
Ethan: you've been drinking...
Ivy: regurgitated clam. Bam a lam.
Ethan: she's been drinking
Natasha:(coughs) ummmm....
Ethan: (looks at ivy nibbling the edge of the table) I think it's time to order. She's hungry.
Ivy: I'm hungry
Natasha: UMMM
Grayson: waiter!
Natasha: waiter?
Ivy: Wendy?
ALL CAST: R O S S S S S S S S S S S S
Ross: hey guys, wassup? Or should I say... Signora up?
Ivy: you shouldn't say anything
Grayson: why are YOU here?
Natasha: (whispers to grayson) relax honey
Ethan: I don't think we've met! Lina is it?
Ross: it's ross lynch
Ivy: why are you working at la Fernando?
Ross: my name is kind of italian. Like the colour... Rosso.
Natasha: you should die
Ivy: let's eat rosso for dinner!
Ethan: sounds like a plan!
Grayson: I don't like lemon with my homo sapien
Natasha: we don't have to put lemon on him. Perhaps vodka?
Grayson: but that giant lemon that sits on his head...
Ross: I pay to get that done you know
Ivy: because you model for death
Ross: (laughs) I wish!
Ethan: we all do honey... We all do
Ivy: don't honey him
Ethan: but his hair looks like regurgitated honey
Natasha: regurgitated clam
Ivy: bam a lam
Grayson: gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Natasha: no
Grayson: yes
Natasha: what?
Ross: (comes out of Grayson costume) how funny was that?
Natasha: where's Grayson!???!!!!!
Ross: killed him
Natasha: noooooo
Ethan: noooooo
Ivy: DIE ROSSS DIE ROSSS DIE
Ross: he's in the boot of my car
Natasha: (goes into crying fit) GRAAAAYYYYYSSSOOOONNNNN
Ethan: my brother! My other half! My twin! (Cries to death)
Ivy: ETHAAAAAAANNNNN
Ross: I killed them both
Natasha and ivy suffocate ross with a napkin