Hey,
I'm pretty much going to say this every chapter, but again-this isn't meant to be rude, or offensive, and I don't want to offend anyone.
ThanksLambrina, Tallulah , Ivanna, and Jess fly to 7/11 in Sweden
Lambrina:can I get a melting moment
Jess: shazam top twenty thanks
Ivanna: just an iPhone 56 for me thanks
7/11 guy: um we only sell the iPhone 3456 here, sorry Ivanna
Ivanna: (seductively) Well... I think you could get one, just for me.... You know....
7/11 guy:( flustered) well..
Ivanna: (morphs into chicken) OR NAWWWW
Grayson and Ethan appear out of thin air.
Grayson puts his arm around Jess's shoulders and Ethan grabs Tallulah's hand.
Tallukah: I know you look the same BUT...
Jess: YOU ARE NOT MY DOLAN
DOLANS swap to their real girlfriends.
DOLANS: haha. Happy April foolsGrayson and Tallulah start making out like crazy
Jess orders a beer
Ethan drinks it
Ross knocks Ethan out
Ethan: YOU FUCKED UP STUPID IDOT WITH HAIR ISSUES. I WILL PELT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY WRESTLING SKILLS YOU KHEFKAK,JHDCAHKUIFE
Ross: ok bæ
Jess: NOT YOUR BÆ (Knocks out Ross with eyelash)
Ross: let's get physical.Ross lynch dies on icecube
Jess: thank god he's gone
Ross: JK IM ALIVE
Jess: OMFG
Ethan: can we get this physco away
Jess: yes please
Ethan: or we could get away (sexy wink)
Jess: that would be nice,...
Jess: and Ethan go on cruise boat to vanuatuNatasha and Ivanna and Lambrina go to bounce
Tallulah (sings) bounce bounce bouncety bounce bounce
Ross: (pops up out of ball out Tallulah jumped into) shut up crazy lady
Tallulah : squeals
Ivanna: darling what's wrong
Grayson: I'll kill him honey
Ivana: I don't like you
*Natasha kills Ivana with a fork*Still at Bounce, Ivana and Lina are in the ball pit
Grayson: (to Natasha) I love you when you're murderous bæ
Natasha flutters eyelids and steps on Ross lynchs neck
Grayson: KBJDCJHBKFDJHBKFD I LOVE YOU! WANNA GO TO ITALY
Ross: nag. I'm more of a Nikki kind of guy.
Grayson: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU!!
Grayson Stabs ross with fingernail
Natasha: Let's go honnnnneeeeeyyyy
Grayson: Wait.
Natasha: What is it?
Grayson: I forgot to kiss you not to death
Grayson and Natasha kiss passionatelyEthan and Ivy are on the cruise
Ethan: let's go to that front titanic bit
Ivy: OMGEEEE THIS IS SO EXCITING
Ethan: Ikr
Ivy: OMG, I can't believe it is shut for cleaning after Kurt Coleman got murdered here.
Ethan: This sucks
Ivy: Let's swim to England
Ethan: Good idea
Bartender: Want some more fireball juice Mrs Dolan?
YOU ARE READING
Ross Lynch- A love story
ספרות נוערAll of this is stupid. Just Btw, none of this is meant to be offensive, or rude. I'm just really weird and my brain likes to think of these things sometimes. Enjoy. -Death