Tallulah: let's sell illegal stuff on eBay
Ross: I know HOW TO DO THAAAAT
Jess and Tallulah: WE KNEW IT!
Ross dies on floor
(Next day)
Tallulah: well what now? Ross is dead now so... I'm bored
Jess:uhhh...
Anthony Callea walks around corner
Anthony:he-Lo ladies!
Tallulah and Jess turn around
Jess and Tallulah: nooooooooooo!!!!!
Anthony Call: I eat hay
Jess: but I love ya
Tallulah: whaaa-?
Jess: hey what is this THING ROSS LYNCH just injected in my neck? I feel kind of dizzy...
Anthony Callea: it's abnegation serum, otherwise known as memory serum, it erases your memory
Tallulah: JESS WAKE UP!!!! (To Anthony Callea) how do you fix her???
Jess: I like you (to Anthony)
Anthony Callea: that Ross lynch though... Isn't he pretty?
Jess and Tallulah:No!
Kurt coleman walks in
Jess: this is not okay
Kurt:okay
Ross:hallooo
Kurt:hallo gorgeous
Ross:thanks cutie
Kurt:I wasn't talking to you
Ross:sure why not
Kurt:nahhhh bananas
Ross dies on floor
Ross Lynch all alone on a park bench
Ross: coo coo, I'm a bird!
Ryan Gosling walks by, looking confused
Ross: SAY YOURE A BIRD
Ryan (looking confused): What?
Ross: SAY YOURE A BIRD NOAH!
Ryan: right, you must be a fan of the notebook...?
Ross: SAY YOURE A BLOODY BIRD YOU FREAK
Ryan (sighs): if you're a bird, I'm a bird. Can I go now?
Ross lynch hits his head into brick wall
Ross: flatbread pizza cake
Jennifer Lawrence: erm... Hi?
Ross: I know you from somewhere... Possibly I met you at rehab?
JLaw: yeaaah,no. Hey, what were you saying about pizza? I like pizza.
Ross lynch drowns in Nile river
Tutankhamen: go away Ross
Ross goes away
YOU ARE READING
Ross Lynch- A love story
Teen FictionAll of this is stupid. Just Btw, none of this is meant to be offensive, or rude. I'm just really weird and my brain likes to think of these things sometimes. Enjoy. -Death
