"Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress."
"Just try it on for me Crowley."
"It's a dress, Aziraphale."
"I know," he said smiling.
"Fine. Don't expect me to go around wearing it in public."
"You know that anyone is allowed to wear a dress."
"Unfortunately, that only becomes 'socially acceptable' after the year 2016"
"Not too far off, right?"
"We are in 1902."
"I just think it would suit you," Aziraphale shrugged as he went to the examine a coat that looked rather fancy.
Crowley huffed. "You know what? Fine, I'll wear a dress."
"Ooh, Crowley, you don't have to if it makes you unhappy, dear."
"Shut up."
Aziraphale, sat down next to Crowley's well taken care of plants and smiled.
"Angel, actually, if you see me wearing this apart from now, you are going to pretend like I do this everyday," Crowley said as he walked out of his room.
"I'm sorry?"
"This is ridiculously comfortable and I hate to admit," he murmured as Aziraphale giggled uncontrollably.
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FanfictionEdit: hello to all the people calling out my word choice! You guys are correct! I just wanted to tell you that I'm from Australia and I always say dollars for money and pants for trousers. Underwear is the one that goes underneath ;) You might know...