luke:
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT
michael:
oh god
what
luke:
i had SEX
WITH A BOY
ashton:
i thought you had a girlfriend
calum:
^^^
luke:
it didnt work out
realized i'm still in love with someone else
michael:
"someone else"
do u have any idea how much you yell about max in this groupchat
we all know you're talking about him
calum:
OH FUCK
YOU HOOKED UP WITH MAX
ashton:
OH NO
luke:
IMS ORRY
YA BOY'S GOT SOME ISSUES
michael:
????..,>???.,/.?>?
luke:
it just kinda happened okay
ashton:
how
last night you dipped after you said he replied to your text
how did it lead to that
luke:
I WAS A BITCH TO HIM FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES THEN HE SAID HE AND HIS BOYFRIEND BROKE UP AND I WAS SLIGHTLY DRUNK AND I ASKED HIM TO COME OVER AND HE /DID/ AND WE HAD S E X
calum:
dear lord
luke:
:)
michael:
and how do you feel about that
ashton:
you sound like a therapist
michael:
yeah
luke:
i'm sore if that's what you're wondering
calum:
it was not what any of us were wondering but thank you for that, luke
i can only hope y'all weren't in too much of a hurry to prep😔
michael:
how do u know that
calum:
what
michael:
how do u know
about that
calum:
,,
porn
ashton:
you are a horrible liar
calum:
?????
ashton:
we'll drop it
but just know you don't have to hide shit here
calum:
i'm not hiding anything but thank you
i trust y'all, you don't have to remind me of it lol
luke:
we've all got ✨adhd ✨
michael:
yeah
so
are you still with him or
luke:
no
he had to work
so now i'm laying in bed nursing my hangover and my aching heart
ashton:
sounds like a country song
luke:
i am a country song
calum:
true
michael:
god
luke:
in other news i have absolutely no idea how to initiate our relationship again, so
ashton:
okay so here's what ur gonna do
1) go to the dealership 2) get a porsche 3) get max in the porsche 4) ~sexy times~
