Author: Incorrect Hydra. Enjoy~ :D
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Cast:
Shane- that wing man
Skipper- the mom friend
Liquido- the asshole you love
Ursula- the sea witch (evil scientist)
Coach Alfredo De Aqua- the ' do no harm, take no shit' guy
North Shaw- the rival bro
Author: There are other Hydra players like The Plug (Hydra goalie) but I decided to stick with a smaller cast until a sequel to this. :P
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Shane: Hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Skipper: You're a hazard to society.
Liquido: And a pussy, do 20.
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Shane: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Liquido: Killed without hesitation
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*Shane does something stupid*
Shane: I'm so useless
Coach Aqua: No you're not.
Shane: :D
Coach Aqua: You can be used as a bad example.
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Ursula: What's like being friends with Skipper?
Shane: Once I asked him for a glass of water when he was mad, he gave me a glass filled with ice and said 'wait'.
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Coach Aqua: Skipper, I have this weird headache that come and goes
Skipper: ?
*Liquido walks into the room*
Coach Aqua: It's here again
Skipper: OH
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Coach Aqua: Is the glass half full or empty?
Liquido: Half empty.
Skipper: Half full.
Shane: Both?
Ursula: I think you're all half full of shit.
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North Shaw: Did you eat my powdered donuts again, Liquido?
Liquido: *swallowing the donuts* No.
North Shaw: Then what is the white stuff on your jeans?
Liquido: Cocaine.
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Liquido: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like North Shaw a little bit.
Skipper: I saw you doodle your wedding invitation.
Liquido: That's our joint tombstone.
Skipper: Oh sorry my bad.
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North Shaw: *gets down on one knee*
Liquido: Omg it's happening
North Shaw: *tying his shoelaces*
Liquido: He finally stop wearing orange crocs
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*The team winning against Invisible United*
Shane: Alright guys group hug!
Hydra: *grumbling and group hugging*
Coach Aqua: Alright who took my wallet?
Liquido: *mumbling* sorry
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