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Author: Guess what ladies and gents, the next 2 fics is longer than my will to live so you know what that means! Longer fics = longer update time = prolonged procrastination

Note #1: Simple math! This chatfic is meant to act as a filler as well as a continuation from the previous chapter, sorry for the inconvenience

Note #2: Should I create an Alternate Universe. That'd be cool.....yeah I probably should. Send me your thoughts about it! (got one request for a model au)

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Main Cast:
Supa Strikas
Coach

Others:
Skarra
Uber
Ja Nein

Special Mention:
Don Aldo
Liquido
Von Eye
Mysterious men from Shakes' window

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NEVER SKIP LEG DAY

S stands for sick: I'm going to die

Moves like a jagger: You're sick

Surf's Up: Don't die bro

Surf's Up: I don't know what to do with your dead body

Moves like a jagger: Teabag his body

Surf's Up: Good idea

S stands for sick: No don't make tea out of my body

queen!: What does teabag mean

Surf's Up: Basically dicking someone in the face

Surf's Up: Like balls deep bro

Moves like a jagger: While they're unconscious

queen!: Ah then can I also teabag him?

S stands for sick: NEIN

On Klaus Nine: YOU AIN'T GERMAN

On Klaus Nine: Wait...

On Klaus Nine has changed to On Klaus Nein

On Klaus Nein: Tbh, I don't wanna see Shakes being teabagged

Surf's Up: Ok then we teabag you instead

Soccer Mom: NO ONE IS TEABAGGING ANYONE

Surf's Up: Aw shucks

Moves like a jagger: Dang

queen!: Another opportunity wasted

S stands for sick: I'm just going to ignore that

S stands for sick: Is it normal to hallucinate things that are there but not there when sick?

Soccer Mom: Like what?

S stands for sick: Like the two figures at my window

Surf's Up: Uh

S stands for sick: Hearing a buzzing sound

queen!: Uhh

S stands for sick: Was my living room light supposed to be turned on?

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