Incorrect Super League

The Masochism Tango

Request by Emeralda136: By the way is it possible to have more skarra and shakes interaction? I dunno. I just love them and relationship between them.

Author: Yes. The fic is a little rushed since I wanted to release it early from the original deadline plus I briefly read through it and rewrite a few scenes so my bad for the grammar mistakes --;

Note: Just enjoy the show. People who ship Skarra and Shakes this goes out for you *chef kiss*

Note #2: I have too much free time now so the next few chapters you'll get is either recent or long. Most likely the latter tho but hey at least it's worth the wait, right?

Note #3: I need you to pick 2 teams other than Supa Strikas and Grimm to be featured in the next chapter. Unpopular teams or teams that haven't been mainly featured in this fic is welcomed with open arms. Trust me it's very important so choose wisely, I'll be going by the most number of votes in the comments

Words for the story alone: 9,211
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Main Cast:
Shakes
Skarra

Others:
Supa Strikas
Super League teams
Super League Coaches (In the Bonus Scene)

Special Mentions:
El Matador
Klaus
Riano

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"Ugh, I hate wearing a suit," Shakes fiddled with the collar of his shirt. Shakes was wearing a white shirt with a black tie and a grey vest along with black dress pants. He could barely move from where he was standing. Even with his vest unbuttoned, the entire suit was still too tight for comfort that and he couldn't even wear his usual undershirt since El Matador protested against it. What can he do? Say no? El Matador can and will literally burn his closet down if he defy his instruction so he opt for the more pacifist route "Why, am I wearing this for?"

"Shakes, Shakes, Shakes, you don't get fashion. So as your best friend, I will have to take responsibility of making sure you look good for anything and everything," El Matador huffed as he started to button Shakes vest. "Now suck your stomach in." The latter took a deep breath and hold everything in.

El Matador was dressed in his favourite and expensive 2 piece gold suit with a gold embroidered handkerchief in his breast pocket. Although it's his favourite he can't wear it often if the the gold colour will start to look dull when people keep seeing him wearing it. Of course, El Matador didn't have a tie on and the first few buttons were undone exposing his chest. He said it was to show off his manliness.

He had Shakes's suit custom designed. And Klaus, who helped, may have given the sizes and measurements a little too accurately. Because the suit was accentuating every muscle flexed and every curve outlined. Shakes might as well be naked with how tight the clothes are since you can see every muscle moved on the inside. However the designer said that despite the tightness of the suit, it is still able to allow Shakes to play soccer in it without breaking the seams.

"Wait, where's Klaus?" El Matador said. He walked away from Shakes who was gasping for air. "He should've been back from the toilet.."

Speak of the devil and he shall appear, Klaus popped his head in the large and lavish dressing room in El Matador's mansion. "Are you guys done?"

"Not yet, I feel like I'm missing something here..." El Matador thought out loud as he watched Shakes rolled up his sleeves to his elbow. Klaus walked inside the dressing room in a white suit and red bowtie. Plus he had his hair tied in a half updo. While El Matador had his signature sleek ponytail.

Klaus walked inside the dressing room and suggested "The choker perhaps?"

"Nah, it worked too good. Maybe next time." El Matador didn't want another kidnapping to happen again. Plus a choker doesn't fit well with a suit. It ruins the gentleman aesthetic.