Stone Whig
Year Cattle Gunsmoke Year 38 Calling down to Chimney VI
Scalawags for Parsnip's Year of Preachers Send to Rooftop Pakistan Airport #4567
Send to Planet Pakistan and General News
Dear Helmet of Salvation,
My Aunt Marciana finished up her last entry and she sat reading it t'wile having
a bite of one of her famous cinnamon rolls all loaded up with icing. I meanwhilst
reminded her that the older girls wanted their turns with the hoola hoops borrowed
from Twin Planet not to be selfish or anything like that. So Marmee as in my Aunt
Marciana Bishop Sea Witch O'Brien just nodded and she kept reading. I just sort
of stood there. "Now what?" I thought to myself. I myself qualify as one of the
oldish girls in our family of Holy Angels with Sea Lion Scrolls a la' Fish. Forget
the fish part or do not ever forget the Fish part as the Lord God always finishes
it up with a Fish. We are the "Fish and Fish Bible Pound Not (note)," he t'will
always sayeth. The Lord God tends to live back in Teim of billions of years
ago and he lives on the Wealthiest known Planet of the Wealthiest Planet of
Pakistan and they are very large Plato Estates. From there he goes about
to different Planets Whig or non Whig. He is always being said though if
ye' are looking for him, that "he 'tis out milking his goats," and this means
that he is talking to his War Generals in a Spoon Havelah. He can also be
found at Cinderella Sheep Balls and Balls Wisconsin and Belles and Balls
up in Sheep Star Ships and the Hook of them for Belfries in Space. We also
Hook up Belfries in Synagogs up in Space and then the Lord God moves into
one of these Balfries if needed. He then 'tis outside of Teim and Space
and in War Cinderella Cathedrals of Sheep and PIG Atlas as thee cans't seeth
him up in a Balfry on your own Scape Goat Cinderella Planet Whig or non Whig.
As for being one of the oldish girls in our family - I am really in the Middle,
though I am oldish of the younger set of girls that are the older of the younger set.
As to why we t'would put a cap on the word Middle for a middle child, we half to
do that because Holy God wants it that way if we refer to ourselves as a Middle
child and we have no reason why He wants it that way. So if ye' are Raptured
and ye' go up thousands of ways in a Rapture and EVA Evacuation, and ye' are
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Masqued Empire
Science FictionThese stories are about Space Empires and Wars between Satan Saga Witch and Holy Angels and the Saints that assist them. It is a diary of a fourteen year old girl that lives with her aunt and uncle on a twin planet earth.
