Masqued Empire

Chapter Eight

                                                                    We Flew Back to Rebuild NOG

Years Rebuilding NOG                                                          Send down Dr. Damien Rabbit Chimneys

                                                                                                 Planet Canturberry Cross back in Teim 4 days

Dear Helmet of Soldier's Helmet,

     Greetings!  I found that I have a Soldier's Helmet!  I have a 10th Commander Helmet.

My Ocean Phone hid in my Helmet 'tis a Constantine.  I am returning back to the University

as I am calleth a Blanked out Soldier on the front lines of Proverbs of India and Saul's

Soldiers on Horseback mostly as we are the PIG.  I still show Warehouses and large

Estates mostly Dragon Estates of people that own their own real Dragons that fly over

head.  Eccles Keys t'will take me to the Universities Oh Susannah and the Sun gods.

Meanwhilst I just need a good night of sleep and I plumped up my pillows bought

at the same now ole' Department Store Roses.  I had driven Moses miles to get to this 

department store and I drove in a dumb Lurch.  We still do not have the paved

parking lots yet and the parking lot t'was all rutted hard packed dirt.  I do not

think anyone around understands what a paved parking lot 'tis.  I mean it we have

nothing in our Pages of Creation that explain this.  We do have the Yellow Pages

in Transylvania and PIG WHIG.  Oh, we have had that for ages, anyway.  We did

borrow the idea of the Yellow Pages from Twin Earth.  See, our Kings pave our

roads Joad.  No one paves Parking Lots and the Parking Lot Attendants just

seem to shrug at it all whence I quiz them about it.  The Parking Lot Attendants

wear a Red Vest.  Our Parking Lot Attendant cometh down for a few hours from

a Pratts Boat Boaz above.  Boaz has most of the Boats.  "King Joad?" the Parking

Lot attendant shrugs and he pushes found carts back to the store.  If ye' were a

Parking Lot Attendant Teim Traveling here from the ZagNut Future of Twin Earth,

ye' t'would have been famous many long years back.  Not anymore only a few

years back whence the idea of a Parking Lot Attendant t'was a Newish Idea.  Once

I found from Twin Planet a Magazine and it t'was all about Archeology.  It took

me a minute as it came from Twin Planet years 2020 Year of Our Lord.  It t'was

a look a like of our Newish Glossy Covered Magazines with our Queens on the

front of it.  We show our Newish Digs on it too.  "Dig that up and rebuild it and

we can keep out of PIG Nukes!" we put on the Magazine.  Our Magazines like

this come from just under Franc of where Pinnochio and his wife reign as a