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Chimney #4567 Synagog Building #4876
Dear Diary Helmet of Salvation,
Well for the most part sckool hasn't happened yet as Nanny Goats has not started yet
though I feel like it did. This is because the Grouse Nanny Goat has already made her first
of the year telephone calls on our tiny CAT's in the Belfry phone that sits where ever we can
find a place for it and most of the time it sits on a glass topped round table able in the kutche'n.
We have three telephones in our Fodder House. One is a large Pinochio Phone and it 'tis a
CAT and it 'tis very heavy and cast iron as Angels back in Teim believed that Cast Iron CAT's
in the Balfries Telephones kept out spies. OOOH Lang of where we lived agrees with this Army
BRAT philosophy and so doth my Aunt and Uncle. So we have a CAT's heavy cast iron telephone
installed in our hall and it 'tis up on the wall near the Timothee Staircase. This CAT's telephone
'tis off limits to anyone that 'tis not a head. A head is an adult as we do not have the word adult
yet on our back in Teim Globe and we calleth all Adults, Heads. We then have a phone of an
ordinary looking plastic phone mounted in the Dining Hall named Libbey and the Phone is
called Libbey for Whig. This phone is also off limits for all children and teens. Then we have
one more telephone and it is the ordinary black telephone and it sits in our kutche'n where-
ever we can find a spot for it and it has a long roped cord attached to it. We tip toe to this
phone to use it as teens and we talk quietly on it for hours until we see someone peeping around
the corner as in a Head and then we are told to hang up in ten minutes. We also have our Ocean
Phones that are attached to our Helmets and our Helmets are Invisable. The Libbey Phone 'tis
used in WAR Time Emergencies of Beauty and the Beast Wars and the Titanic of Space and
this is if anything happens, even an Earth Quake. The kutche'n phone is our family phone
and the Synagog as Father Brown calls almost everyday and several times a day to talk
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Masqued Empire
Science FictionThese stories are about Space Empires and Wars between Satan Saga Witch and Holy Angels and the Saints that assist them. It is a diary of a fourteen year old girl that lives with her aunt and uncle on a twin planet earth.
