Short Stories 2020 (Sunflower Awards 2020)

Writer's Block Wants To Move To Connecticut

Writer's Block: I want to move to Connecticut.

Me: Why?

Writer's Block: It snows a lot there. And I love the snow. And, it's a wealthy state.

Me: I'm from Connecticut, WB, and it's not that great, to be honest. People aren't that friendly, taxes are way too high, and it's just plain boring. I don't think you would like Connecticut.

Writer's Block: You ruined everything!

Una_McGrath: If he says Connecticut is boring, then I'm inclined to believe him!

Writer's Block: I was gonna move to Hartford.

Me: Hartford is a dangerous city, WB. Shootings, drugs, and too much crime.

Writer's Block: What about New Haven?

Me: Same deal. And Bridgeport, as well.

Writer's Block: I see.

Me: Stamford is okay.

Writer's Block: Okay. I'll move to Stamford, then.

violaplayer2004: Nah, you ain't moving to Connecticut, suckah!

This story was written on Monday, January 13th, 2020.

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