She Keeps A Dead Alligator In Her Closet

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aliceshutup: *puts a dead alligator in her closet*

Jack: Why are you keeping a dead alligator in your closet?

aliceshutup: Cause, I feel like it.

Jack: That's so stupid.

Me: It's not stupid, Jack! It's awesome!

aliceshutup: Thanks, Will!

Me: No problem!

Jack: Dead alligators are stupid! *gets eaten by Yoshi* Hey, what the?!

Yoshi: *eats Jack with his tongue* Delicious! That Ed Snowden fella is still at Bowser's castle!

freedomgirl007: *giggles* Let him stay there!

Robert: He's probably being tortured by Chain Chomps.

Me: Or the Hammer Bros.

sultf041316: Or Lakitu!

aliceshutup: Shut up, all of you!

All Of Us: *shuts up*

aliceshutup: Thank you. Love my dead alligator!


This story was written on Friday, January 31st, 2020.

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