I can't be serious so there's not going to be a proper description, I have no clue how long this book will be. So technically you're just gonna need to read the book to see what happens
Idk what to write, I'm not the same weird ass mf I was ~~~~~~~~~~ *2 months later* Me, Coco, and Mallory made our way to Mr. Gallants salon for her appointment. She forced me to keep her sane while Mallory was doing her job "wrong", personally to me Mallory was sweet and kind not annoying as Coco would call it. We got to his salon and entered through the double glass doors. "Coco!" He yelled open wind his arms out for a hug, "Hey" she replied back. "Who's this?" He asked looking at me, "It's my good friend Nerissa, she's nicer than me but helps me out when Mallory doesn't do her goddamn job correctly" she said walking to her regular chair.
*1 hour later* Gallant blew on her hair as he made the final cut. "Fini. How much do you love?" He asked, "Am I the first one to get this cut? Because I'm working on becoming an Instagram influencer, and I refuse to show my full ass crack, so my hairstyle has to be on point" she said getting her hair touched up with a final bit of hairspray. "Who cares how many followers you have? You're a billionaire" he said, "That's my fathers money. I need to make something of myself. You did. You're the next Chris McMillan". Mallory barged into the salon holding a ratchet green juice, "Take a sip so we can post. Cold-pressed juice is trending super hard right now. You're gonna get, like, 10,000 likes in ten minutes".
"Coco I wouldn't do that-" I said trying to stop her knowing the taste would be putrid. "Are you trying to fucking poison me? This tastes like turtle shit. You're supposed to be my personal assistant, Mallory. Do you even know me? Could you just go and get me a macchiato so I can rinse this taste out of my mouth?" She said turning to Gallant who mouthed about Mallory. Tires squeaked from outside. "Are the Kardashians filing out there?" Mallory asked before an obnoxious alarm tone blasted through everyone's phone's.
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"What the fuck?" Gallant said confused, "What the fuck is going on, we're all gonna die" I said worried. "No. It's bullshit. It's a hoax. It's like that time in Hawaii. They're gonna text in, like, a minute with a retraction" she said before she got a FaceTime call from her dad.
"Oh. Hi, daddy. How's Hong Kong?"
"Coco, listen to me-"
"Oh, you know what? We have a terrible connection. I'll call you after I'm done..."
"Just shut up and listen. The missile alert is real. In less than an hour, Los Angeles is going to be an empty crater"
"Wait, Daddy, you're scaring me"
" You can still be safe. There are five spots reserved for our family, but your mother and brother are here with me, and we're not going to make it. A car is coming. It'll take you to Santa Monica Airport. A private jet is waiting, so go. So go"
