The Sonic Group Chat

9 ~ Chronic and the Pills

The facility was only adequately lit, and bars were everywhere.

   Sonic sits in a cell, his hands and feet were restrained by cuffs made of light. He glanced around, jiggling his foot with impatience. Being kept there in one space was unbearable for the hero, but unfortunately he had to grow accustomed to it.

   Sonic's eyes look to the door. A tall, hulking red and black figure opened the door.

   It was Zavok, the one who was going to lead him to his so called "execution" after a few days of being forced to stay awake to witness the end of the world.

   "This is the end, Sonic," Zavok declares.

   Sonic stares, unamused, unknowing of where he is going to be taken. "Oh hey, sounds like the party's started. Want to let me go and join in?" Sonic was talking really fast. It seemed like he was being a smartass but it seemed like he was nervous, perhaps the thought that the giant creature was going to torture him again.

   "No? Of course not, you hate fun."

   Zavok stares, processing Sonic's quickly spoken words as the alarms rang, sirens flashing red.

   The cuffs around Sonic's hands vanish, he rubs his sore wrists.

   "The end, huh?" The blue hedgehog smirks before taking a few unbalanced steps towards Zavok. "Let's see you try something now that I'm free."

   Zavok stares down at the weakened and bruised Mobian before him mockingly.

   "Foolish hedgehog," he raises on of his his clawed hands threateningly. "Getting out of your chains does not make you free."

   Zavok stares for a delayed second. "Wait..."

   Sonic immediately burst into laughter. That line alone was hard to keep a straight face with for some reason, let alone with Zavok's hesitation.

   Zavok turns to the camera crew. "Is this right? That's the line I say?" He asks, chuckling with uncertainty.

   One of the crew members were holding a stack of papers, they nodded with a chuckle. "Y-yep, that's the line."

   Zavok exits the cell, shutting the door again while the sirens were turned off, resetting the scene.

   "I can't believe this shit," he mutters.

   Sonic chuckled again one more time before they redid the scene again. They did just fine, delivering the lines perfectly, same as they did on the first take.

   But then that very same line was said again.

   "Foolish hedgehog. Getting out of your chains does not make you free," Sonic held his breath. "Now come and face the inevitable!"

   Sonic took a step, ready to dash towards him, but he just couldn't. He burst out wheezing again, pressing his hands on his knees.

   "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," he said between laughs.

   With a grin still on his face, Sonic quickly collects himself and runs behind Zavok.

   "The only thing inevitable here is my mom fucking your butt."

   This was what broke Zavok, he couldn't keep in character either anymore. Still chuckling, he charges at Sonic.

   "You fucking wish, Dickhog!" Zavok nearly toppled onto the floor, body unbalanced with laughter. Sonic quickly moved out of the large figures way before falling onto the floor, clutching his stomach.