The Potion Master's Daughter(Assassination Classroom, Harry Potter Crossover)

Miss Irina

My apprenticeship under Korosensei has actually been very beneficial. He actually made me realize something about myself that I just took as a good memory before. As it turns out I can actually remember everything I read and then I store it in my head as some random facts. We actually found that out when I subconsciously started spewing out A Basic Guide to Potions: 1001 Plus Steps to Insure Potion Brewing Success when I was very concentrated on my Veritaserum potion brewing. Korosensei said that as someone with my skill set that I should always carry Veritaserum with me at all times. He gave me a shrunken vial of my brew that had a clip on it so I attached it to my necklace. We brew in one of the empty home ec classrooms that haven't been used in years after school everyday.
Anyway, today Karasuma Sensei said that we were getting a new English teacher. Apparently she is Russian. I wonder if she would give me lessons on that instead since I already know English. As I ponder this, Korosensei walks in with a busty blonde lady who seems to be "attracted" to him. I see through your act lady. She is obviously an assassin here to kill Korosensei. As much as I find him to be a great teacher, he isn't that attractive. Anyway we went out for PE and Korosensei was in charge again. I noticed that Karasuma Sensei had stayed to talk with the blonde. Due to my height and age, I am not allowed to play pass and kill like the rest of them so I get to practice my knife kills against a tree and climb up it every 10 slashes. PE lasts about and hour so I should be able to scale the tree and down quickly. Mid slash I head footsteps behind me so I threw a knife and it hit the blonde in the chest as she was walking down with Karasuma Sensei.
"Sorry Miss?" I asked realizing I didn't know her name.
"It's Yellavitch girly. Nice aim though. Most assassins don't through knives, I give you props." Miss Yellavitch stared picking up my rubber knife.
"Irina here needs to be properly informed of how things go around here. Since you can only practice will you help he debrief her?" Karasuma asked.
"Sure Karasuma Sensei. Though Korosensei's hearing range is about 30 feet away when someone whispers so I suggest we take this to the woods. Who knows, we might even run into Karma there." I said collecting my knife from Miss Yellavitch and stashing it in my Blazer pocket.
We then all walked deep into the woods and I lead them both into a little patch of the woods that I had cleaned up to study at. It is a nice missy area that has a log to sit on and then if you look up at the canopy you can faintly see the hammock I put up to lay down in and avoid people. I climbed up a tree and sat on one of the lower branches and Karasuma sat on my log. With a sigh Miss Yellavitch sat next to him.
"What do I have to say?" I asked Karasuma.
"I need you to convince Irina that if she were to bid her time more and keep her deep cover that she would be more effective. She is a seduce and kill assassin, not a up front attacker." Karasuma said pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Seduction huh? I can see it. She doesn't have much obvious muscle but she has enough to keep her figure in shape and most likely is fast enough to drive a knife through her victims chest while they were staring at her. However seeing as the entire class and I have already guessed why she is here then it is safe to say that Korosensei is either completely smitten, and seeing as I found him with his porn stash after school last week that is a possibility, or he has you figured out and is merely playing with you. He likes to mess with people. Either way, you should most likely wait until the bio weapon I am making is done." I said to her is a plain tone.
"Bio weapon?" Karasuma asked.
"Oh right, I forgot to tell you. A few weeks ago I slashed of one of his tentacles 🐙 and I managed to store it. I once made a bug spray that only targeted roaches so I decided to attempt to do it again but with Korosensei's cells being the only thing that gets targeted." I almost coldly said.
"Where did you find this insane assassin Karasuma? Not even assassins that use poison go as far as bio weapons." Miss Yellavitch asked.
"Hanako here is actually just a student. The only difference between her and the other 3-E students is that she is the smartest student in this entire school and has more potential due to her age." Karasuma explained to Yellavitch.
"Potential for what? She is just another kid. Sure she can climb a tree quickly, or throw a knife at a person. She is still just a little girl. In fact, I am going to complete my plan tomorrow and we will see just how childish she is." Yellavitch almost yelled.
I tried to keep a blank face but on the inside I wanted to cry. Yellavitch stomped off and I actually started to cry a bit when I could not longer see her. I slid down the tree trunk and sunk my knees in the moss with the tears dripping down my face.
Karasuma pats my back with reassurance but I still cry.
"Don't let her get you down. Just watch and she will most likely fail the moment she tries to kill him. I still think that you and everyone in 3-E have a better shot at killing the octopus than anyone else." He said bending down to get to my height.
I then wiped away my tears and hugged him in thanks. He awkwardly patted me on the back in response.
I let go of him and smiled, "I guess I should go back and cause chaos for Korosensei then."
Karasuma smiles back and said, "Irina will get to know a chaotic storm that she released. You have the capability just remember that."
"Thank you"