The Potion Master's Daughter(Assassination Classroom, Harry Potter Crossover)

Taking over English Class

It has not even been a day with Miss Yellavitch and I am already done with her. First she insults me and now she isn't even going to teach us? Honestly, the nerve of that woman. She is making us sit here and practice the v sound. I mean really! As student body president I cannot allow this kind of education to continue. Or at least that is my excuse for chloriformimg her and tying her up in the back of the classroom as I teach the class English.
"Alright so you all know the English alphabet so let's start hooking together basic sentences." I took the chalk and started to write out the sentence I wanted then read it out loud, "She was a horrible teacher, therefore the student lead a revolution. This is a compound sentence describing both teacher and student. A compound sentence is made up of at least two independent phases with dependent phrases to fluff the sentence up a bit. If we turned it into two simple sentences then we would say... She was a horrible teacher. The student lead a revolution. Anyway, that is your hammer sentence for today, tomorrow you will have a quiz on the structure. Now does anyone want to learn conversational English? I can also tutor in French at lunch for anyone interested."
At this point, Miss Yellavitch was awake.
"I wouldn't mind learning French. Who knows, maybe I could need somewhere to hide one day" Karma commented making me laugh.
"I would like to too" Rio and a few other girls said.
"Alright. Now for conversational English and I will start French tomorrow at lunch. Now you all no basic sentences since that was a large chunk of the tests last year so for right now you are all only allowed to speak in English for the rest of class. I will start the conversation." I cleared my throat a bit and then allowed the British accent that I have started to pick up slip through, "Hello everyone. My name is Hanako and I just can't wait to help you all ace your English exams. Does anyone have any questions?"
    "I had forgotten how fluent you are in English Hanako. But when did you pick up an accent?" Nagisa asked.
    "The second school I go to is an English one. Specifically British and Scottish. I am thinking about transferring to a different branch of it though. Most likely the one here in Japan or the one in France due to language barriers and culture. If I can pick up Russian and Ukrainian then I might go to the one further north. What about you all? Any plans on future education. I guarantee you all that just having this school on your transcripts is enough to get you into other schools spite your grades. We are covering a majority of the higher learning units after all."
    "My mother is pushing a school that rejected her. You know how she gets." Nagisa said sadly.
"Sadly I do know how she is. Let me know if you need me to act like a dress up doll again. Maybe I can distract her enough for her to ease up on you." I replied with a small smile.
   "I plan to be a politician so after finishing here I will go to some sort of law school" Karma said making everyone but me look at him.
    "Still want to take over the world I see. Oh well, just take care of Nagisa nicely, he should keep you from anything too disastrous." I teased.
     Before we could say anything else, Karasuma came in and asked, "Irina, do you have a pen, the octopus ate my last one?"
"Alright everyone, English conversation period is over. Don't forget you have a test over the statement on the board. All you have to do is name what type of sentence it is, separate it into simple sentences, and write a sentence in the same format. Now let's free Miss Yellavitch before Korosensei comes back for Japanese Literature." I said with a smile.
"Do I even want to know why Irina is tied up and Hanako is teaching English?" Karasuma asked.
"Hanako is fluent in several languages and Bitchsensei was being a bitch so Hanako made chloroform under her desk, drugged her, and tied her up all before taking over the class. We actually learned more than I thought we would today." Rio said making me glare at her for ratting me out.
I took my hair pin out and used it to cut Miss Yellavitch free. I am not going to lie, but I used a basic wand less transfiguration to make the pin sharper then dull again to go back in my hair. Karma also removed the gag he put in her mouth as well.
"You little brat! How dare you drug me and tie me up! I needed to use today's class time to book marksmen! You are really starting to annoy me girly! As a teacher here I am going to report you to your parents!" Miss Yellavitch yelled.
"Go ahead! My mother is dead so she can listen and I have no clue who my father is so I would love for you to track him down and report me. What would you say anyway, 'Oh your child is a little demon! She made chloroform under her desk when I decided to ruin an entire class' education. She then tied up me, the expert assassin, in the back of the classroom after easily getting the jump on me?' Or would you use more foul language to little me before saying a version of that?" I yelled back.
Karma and Nagisa attempted to calm me down and I couldn't even notice it. I also failed to notice the edges of the windows start to crack but Karma, Nagisa, and Karasuma did.
"Hanako, you need to calm down. How about we go ditch the rest of school and go hang out in some alleys like we used to?" Karma asked desperately but I ignored him.
"You are here on scholarship right kid? Well I am sure the principal would hate to have one of his best students get into a fight with a teacher? Why would he have a student so gifted but obviously troubled represent his school. He would probably take the scholarship away with little hesitation. He wouldn't want to tarnish the reputation he has worked so hard to build up." Miss Yellavitch threatened, still yelling.
"Go ahead! I have had to turn down over 50 different schools all with about the same standards of excellency as this one. They would all take me in a heart beat and would never even be able to hear a word of this incident due to the contract I am in. My contract says should I ever show behavioral problems to an extreme that I will be allowed to peacefully leave and the incident forever locked behind! The only damage that would happen is that I have the highest damage rate to Korosensei in the entire world!" I yelled with so much fury that all of the windows shattered to pieces.
"There is nothing that would stop me from assassinating you myself the second you leave this school. You can't do anything if you are dead!" Miss Irina continued to Yell.
"How would you kill me? Seduction? I am eleven! You are not my type anyway! I have a higher chance of killing you via poison then you do of killing me!" Karma starts trying to hold me back by my shoulders but was struggling. The chalk also burst into pieces.
"You dumb brat! You have no future! Your own parents didn't want you! Why would anyone else? I bet your mother was a whore anyway! Your father was smart to leave her! I bet he was a druggie too!" She yelled.
That was the final straw. I broke free from Karma's grip and took my pin from my hair and sharpened the blade into something I could stab her with. I darted at her and yelled, "Do not insult my mother!" Slash I nicked her on the arm cutting a vein, she has one hour to get that checked and healed before death, "My father is not her husband but I don't care! The Potters died on Halloween 8 years ago." Slash I made a cut on her leg, slicing 2 veins and decreasing her survival rate by 20 minutes.
"Have I hit a nerve? You can't even cut me with a knife right! You really are an idiot!" Miss Yellavitch taunted.
Her statement brought me back into reality. I licked the blood off my pin and smiled. I then dulled it and put my hair back up.
"Why are you suddenly smiling like you are insane?" She asked.
"I will have you know that I have terrific knife skills." I said in a calm voice still smiling.
"Irina just look at wear she sliced. We need to get you medical treatment." Karasuma stated seriously.
"Huh? Oh wait! She got the veins didn't she! You little monster!" She yelled at me.
"You have a little less that 32 minutes to live and the nearest medical clinic is just over 38 minutes away at top speeds. Had you not waisted your time yelling at me, you could have gotten treatment and been fine. Now, the nearest first aid kit equipped enough to be able to deal with your injuries is in my bag. I have my credentials by the government to preform first aid in cases of emergency so I could fix you." I said with a scary calm voice.
"Then heal me you brat!" She demanded.
"I will if you apologize for disrespecting my mother and father. You can insult me all you want, you can tear me down to the brink of death, but I will not let you tear down my family even if they are already dead." I growled out.
"Fine! I am sorry, I will be a better teacher from now on. I will even ignore you entirely if that is what you want." She said with tears brimming her eyes.
"All right. You just sit down and this will be over soon. I have everything I need in my bag." I said moving her on top of a desk.
I went into my bag and pulled out my muggle first aid kit and my healing potions that I labeled as medical products. I disinfected the wounds with rubbing alcohol then poured potions over them and put a cream over the wounds to prevent scaring. I then wrapped them with gaze and medical tape and then I was finished. One of the potions were liquid stitches so I didn't have to use the needle today.
"All done! I am sorry for loosing my cool. I hope we can start again on good terms!" I said with a false smile and cheer.
"It is fine, I should have been a better person and I am also sorry. Let's try again tomorrow for a better start." She said with a false smile as well.
"Now that that is over with, you are both in trouble. I have warned you already Irina about your behavior and Hanako I really expected better from you. As punishment you will both have to stay in here after school and clean the entire building." Karasuma scolded.
    "Yes Karasuma sensei. I have no clue what came over me." I said bowing my head.
    "Alright" Irina said pouting.
    "Good now everyone else get to class while these two start to clean." Karasuma said leaving with everyone else.
    Once everyone left, Miss Yellavitch looked over at me and blocked the exit.
"Now what is a student in the mystic arts doing in a run down place like this? Shouldn't you be sent off in a bunker or castle somewhere studying?" She asked.
"What do you mean? I have no clue what you are talking about." I asked her wondering how she knew I am a witch.
    "The windows were broken with magic, I can feel the residue left by accidental magic caused by anger. Every good assassin has learned at least one branch of magic to some degree. Now fess  up or I will pay you back for my injuries." She threatened.
   "Alright, you caught me. I study magic. Both of my parents did and my mother signed me up through my god mother when she found out about me. Now what magic do you do?" I asked wanting to know.
    "Seduction magic of course. I picked it up from a French Guy. He tutored me for a year when I was learning the art of assassination from a different master. You seem to know some sort of battle magic or defensive. Which do you study?" She asked.
"You only know one type of magic? I just study at Hogwarts. We go over several different types but I have never heard of Seduction magic." I said amazed.
    "So you are a full blown witch then. Most assassins are squibs who just forced one type out of them until they could do it. I was just a girl who got an opportunity and I took it. No magical blood in my family at all. Everyone has the potential to learn it to an extent. Britain is the only place that has so many laws about it now." She said giving me information that I didn't know.
   "Would you mind teaching me a bit of your magic. I think I want to be an assassin one day and I think it would be best to have an ace up my sleeves." I asked with almost no hope of her saying yes.
    "How about this, if you manage to clean up this room only using magic then I will show you the basics, you will have to earn my trust for me to teach you anything more. Do we have a deal?" She asked.
"Alright, am I allowed to use my wand?" I asked.
"As of today yes, but further down the road you will have to use wand less magic." She answered with a smirk.
"Alright."
I used my wand and vanished all the glass. I then transfigured some erasers into new windows and did a few cleaning spells to clean the room up more.
"Not bad. I will teach you the basic aura skill. I use it by itself a majority of the time and just use my natural talent to back it up. With your potential you should at least find your aura by the end of the day. Possibly even alter it a bit. Just meditate and wait until you find a coat of magic around you." She ordered pointing to the top of a desk.
    I sat on the desk top and meditated. I tried to focus on my magic inside of me and see if it would lead me to the right place but it didn't.
"You are doing it wrong. I can sense you tapped into chakra not aura. Chakra while similar to aura does more physical, or physic breaking, things while aura is the natural feel people get about you. Try to focus on your skin." She said making me pull away from the pools of what was apparently chakra that are in my center.
I tried to focus on my skin and I felt a small shock after about 10 minutes of meditation.
"That was it, your aura fluxed for a second. To change the way your aura feels, just focus on that feeling again and think of the emotion you are trying to give out." Miss Yellavitch said with an actual smile.
"Alright, thank you for getting me this far. Will you teach me anything else?"
"We will see gaki, we will see."