Why do villains have to be so dark and spooky? Why can't we have a fun one that says stuff like this?
"Now I would tell you my evil scheme, but that would be dumb."
"How in the world did you survive that!"
"You were supposed to die!"
"Are you serious? Now I have to rebuild my evil lair!"
"Who gave you the right to hit me?!"
"Are you seriously gonna let me live after that?"
"Holy crap! I actually punch them!"
"Why does the world hate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!"
"Out of all of the villains in the city, why did you choose to fight ME!"
"If I'm such a big problem then just kill me!"
"Jokes on you! I stole your dog! Now I have the upper hand, hero!"
"I really want you to die right now."
"Crap! Why did you have to die?"
"I'm a psychopath making a difference!"
"Noooooooooooooooooooo."
"Everyone has a villain they look up to you. Mine just so happens to be Dr. Doofenshmirtz."
"So you're saying that you want me, a villain, to help you capture another villain? That makes no sense."
"Shut up! I do not have a crush on the enemy!"
"I may or may not have killed an entire elevator of people..."
"It's not my fault! I didn't know you were on vacation!"
"So you're not going to kill me? That's great because while we were fighting, I had a splendid idea on how to kill you!"
"You ripped my outfit! Do you know how long it took me to make this crap?!"
Are you crying? Holy crap, I didn't know that that goldfish meant that much to you!"
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Non-FictionWriting is hard. Being a writer is even harder. But with "Writing 4 Writers," you CAN become a better writer. Every time I sit down to write, I reference this collection of writing advice from a variety of blogs, writers, and YouTubers: Jenna Moreci...
