Agent Trio: Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever (Part 1 of 2)

Agent 4: I'm so glad y'all came over today! Hey, while we're all here, wanna play another game?

Agent 3: Sure, I guess.

Agent 8: What are we playing this time?

Agent 4: A game called 'Never Have I Ever'. I'm gonna read ten different statements that I got from the internet and we have to say if we ever did those things or not.

Agent 8: Sounds simple enough.

Agent 4: You guys ready?

3 and 8: *nod*

Agent 4: Let's begin, then! First one...

1. Never have I ever gotten into a physical altercation with a good friend.

Agent 8: *blink*

Agent 4: Well we're starting off strong, aren't we? *anime sweat drop*

Agent 3: ...does it count if I was mind controlled?

Agent 4: No.

Agent 8: Three and I fought before we fell into the Deepsea Metro, but the last thing we were back then was friends, so that doesn't count either. ...does it?

Agent 3: I don't think so...

Agent 4: I don't get into fights at all, except when I'm on a mission.

Agent 3: So basically none of us.

Agent 4: Yep. Next one!

2. Never have I ever lied to get out of going to work.

Agent 3: *raises his hand. Eight does too*

Agent 4: Wait, really?

Agent 3: Yeah. Sometimes I have to lie to the guys at the coffee shop if I get called on to do agent stuff.

Agent 8: Same.

Agent 4: Oh...makes sense. I haven't had that happen to me yet.

Agent 3: It was harder to do back when I lived in the Plaza, but not so much nowadays. Just gotta prepare yourself to be called on at any time.

Agent 4: That's exactly why I applied for part time instead of full time. Next one!

3. Never have I ever looked through someone's phone without their permission.

Agent 4: ... *raises her hand*

Agent 3: Hm...you never struck me as one to snoop.

Agent 4: I don't snoop. I just looked through someone's gallery is all.

Agent 3: That's snooping-

Agent 4: -as usual I see.

Agent 3: ...

Agent 8: ?

Agent 3: *sigh* ...Who's gallery?

Agent 4: Marie's. She has a lot of pictures of her and Callie at various places. It's cute.

Agent 8: Did she ever find out about this?

Agent 4: Nope! I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but stealth is my speciality.

Agent 8: Really? Huh.

Agent 4: Mhm!

Agent 3: Let's move on.

Agent 4: Okie dokie. Next one!

4. Never have I ever tried cutting my own hair.

*No one raises their hand for a time, until Eight does so, but he looks uncertain*

Agent 8: I think I might have cut my own hair at one point, but I'm not sure. Maybe I did back when I lived in Octo Valley...

Agent 3: That makes sense. Those in armies usually need to cut their hair.

Agent 4: Don't they have their own barbers or something?

Agent 8: Mm...maybe? Any memory from way back then is still a bit hazy.

Agent 4: So the answer is...maybe possibly Eight.

Agent 3: The world may never know.

Agent 8: I may never know...

Agent 4: ...Next one!

5. Never have I ever taken a ride on a train.

Agent 4: Pffft...okay, I picked that one. I'm sorry, Eight.

Agent 8: *has the most annoyed look on his face* ...cod dang it, Junie.

Agent 4: *giggling*

Agent 3: ...I've been on a train before.

Agent 4: Hoo... *calms down* Me too, but it's been quite some time.

Agent 8: I practically lived on one for a time before I came to the surface.

Agent 4: That you did, my friend. ...sorry.

Agent 8: ...I forgive you.

Agent 4: Yay! *hugs Eight*