Agent Trio: Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever (Part 2 of 2)

Agent 3: Well...shall we continue?

Agent 4: *lets go of Eight* Mhm. Next one!

6. Never have I ever thrown something at mine or someone else's television.

Agent 8: *confused* Why would anyone throw something at a television?

Agent 4: There's a few possible reasons why. The main one is rage quitting over a video game.

Agent 8: Oh.

Agent 3: I've never thrown anything at any TV.

Agent 8: Me neither.

Agent 4: There was this one time I was playing a game and my controller slipped from my hand and nearly hit the TV.

Agent 3: That doesn't count since it wasn't purposely done.

Agent 4: So the answer is none of us. Okay, next one!

7. Never have I ever shot a gun.

All three: ...

Agent 3: Literally every single person in Inkopolis has shot a gun at least once.

Agent 4: True.

Agent 8: What's that saying...uh... "It's what we do."

Agent 3: Mhm.

Agent 4: ...I think that was our simplest answer yet. Next one!

8. Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Agent 3: Mm...

Agent 8: What is it?

Agent 3: I had to quit my previous job in the Plaza before I moved to the Square. But that doesn't count.

Agent 8: *nod*

Agent 4: What did you do before?

Agent 3: Same thing I do now. Work as a barista.

Agent 4: I oughta come to the place you work sometime. I want a coffee from my friend!

Agent 3: Cream and sugar?

Agent 4: You know me so well.

Agent 8: I'll come too!

Agent 3: I'll hold you to that, guys.

Agent 4: You bet. Next one!

9. Never have I ever been part of a talent show.

Agent 8: *raises his hand halfway*

Agent 3: Do tell.

Agent 8: It wasn't a talent show per se, but sometimes the Octolings in the army would show off their skills to one another. A few of them had some cool tricks that even the elites didn't see before.

Agent 4: Ooh, that sounds fun!

Agent 8: It was entertaining for sure.

Agent 4: We should do that sometime. I can do some pretty sick flips on an ink rail. While riding it.

Agent 8: So can I.

Agent 4: Really now.

Agent 3: Do I sense a competition?

Agent 8: Perhaps.

Agent 4: We'll talk later, Eight. But right now it's time for the last one!

10. Never have I ever broken a bone.

...

All three: We don't have bones.

Agent 3: Four, what list did you even pull this question from?

Agent 4: Dude, it was all selected at random. I had no control over it. Aside from the filter. I was able to set that.

Agent 3: I see.

Agent 4: Welp! *claps her hands together once* With that last question, we're officially done here.

Agent 3: Good.

Agent 8: Wasn't fun for you?

Agent 3: *shrug* It was okay. Not as fun as the last game to be honest.

Agent 4: I think they're both fun!

Agent 8: Will we do this again at some point?

Agent 4: I don't know. Maybe?

Agent 3: Hm... *checks his watch* I gotta get going. See ya.

*Agent 3 leaves*

*Eight and Four leave not too long after*

-The End-