A Gunslingers Destiny a rwby x destiny story (super mega crossover)

The Offer

A/n: Hello and I'd like to give a shoutout to the Horseman233 for commenting. I thank you. But now time to go back to the future!
Director: Uh wrong story and line.
A/n:Oh shit. But now time go back to the story. Was that right?
Director: Yeah were all good now.
Ozpin POV
I was in my office when I got a call from my Tv. What showed was my enemy.
Cayde: Hello Ozdick. The lying wizard.
Ozpin: Have you called to surrender?
Cayde: No just to tell you that I made a deal with Salem.
My eyes widened and I crushed my last mug since I haven't been able to get new ones.
Cayde: Hahahaha that was great now since you can't get anymore mugs you won't be able to think straight hahahahahah. Hahahahahahahahah. Oh that was a good laugh.
Ozpin:Last chance to surrender
Cayde:(just the laughing part and that one piece of text)

Cayde: Be serous Ozpin. Surrender now and you will be spared.
Ozpin: Why would I surrender to you?
Cayde: Cause we have the motivation, the numbers, and the territory.
Ozpin: Yes. Yes you do but We have your master.
Cayde:Shit!
Ozpin: So if you surrender she won't die.
Cayde: How about I make you an offer.
Ozpin: What is this offer?
Cayde: A titan battle.
Ozpin: A titan battle?
Cayde: Yes a titan battle. Two pilots fight to the death in there titans. The two titans can be the same model or a different model. The deal is if I win Vale will be free and Kylo Ren Dies, and all your prisoners will be free'd and I become Headmaster of both the Atlas Huntsman Academy And the Vale's Huntsman Academy. But if you win I die. Permanently. You get control of atlas, Your favorite Mug store rebuilt, And the Army of Chaos disbands. Teams RWBY, JNPR, CFVY, and TRQS will come back to beacon. The technology behind my ghost's, Titans, cars, and Armor are yours.
This is to much of a good deal to pass up.
Ozpin: Hm Very well. Just the two of us. On beacon grounds.
Cayde: No the emerald forest. We won't cause any damage.
Might be a trap but I it's a chance I have to take."
Mean while in the distant past
General Ackbar: Did someone from the future use my famous phrase?
Back at present time
Ozpin: I except.
Cayde: Good I'll be sending a sim pod and a program to train new pilots. But it won't cover weapons and the jump kit just the piloting the titan part.
The next thing I hear is crash through the roof of my office.
Cayde: And there it is.
Y/n POV
2 hours earlier
Y/n: Felix and Locus head to my office. I need to have a word with you.
I said on the intercoms.
Few moments later
Felix: You wanted to see us?
Y/n: Yes I will triple your amount if you stop spying on the AoC and actually join us. And our cause.
Felix: And how do we know you can actually afford it?
Y/n: Well just tell me the amount he paid you.
Felix: 10 billion lien. Which for the UNSC is nearly 91 million credits.
Y/n: So 30 billion lien for the both of you then.
Locus: Yeah right.
Y/n: Ok let me just do this.
I snap my fingers, and thanks to my quirk creation power I created quirk that grants me endless money to the specific amount that I want, and like that two cargo crates filled with 15 billion lien each.
Y/n; Open them.
They open them and Felix is just drooling at the sight of it all.
Felix: Ok where is the rest?
Y/n: You'll get the rest once this war is finished. Now you two will make your own cars with the help of chumbucket of course. Do we have a deal?
Felix: Deal.
Locus: But about our client?
Felix: Hey this guys got a bigger payday then the rest and once we help them win be both can be retired at the age of 28 and live the rest of our lives on a cruise ship sipping champagne from a fancy glass and getting all the chicks we want.
Locus: But our boss-
Felix: We will tell him that we got a new client that tripled our offer.
Locus: Very well I accept as well.
Y/n: Right dismissed.
Locus, Felix: Yes sir.
With that they are gone. I decided to then have a chat with Church to see how Cortana is.
Y/n: Church.
Church: Yeah?
Y/n: It's been a month since I last spoke to you. How is Cortana doing?
Church: Well she is still sad about what happened.
Y/n: Tell me what you did over the month with her.
Church: Well first week she was an absolute bitch. Then when you went 'brain dead' she let me in cause she didn't know what do. The others tried to remove us from your head but I stopped them. And told them that your brain waves was just somewhere else and that you were speaking to someone. But Cortana didn't listen. She let me into her um how do I say this without tucker appearing out of knowwhere.
FemTucker: He- Wait what the fuck why- oh that sneaky author of ours. But I was going to say just say it it can't be any worse. Can it?
Church: Alright I continue. She let me into her chip.
FemTucker: Bow chick bow wow.
I summon abridged Opzin.
AOzpin: I know my counter part is a bit of a couch but orders that I have to do This per the author's request.
*SLAP*
Tucker moans in pleasure.
FemTucker: Mmm do that some more.
Y/n: This was a bad idea.
A/n: Yes. Yes it was.
FemTucker: Hey Y/n can I ride on your saddle.
I immediately turned her into her soul for and sucked it up into my chest.
Y/n: Never. Letting. That. Happen. Again. But I actually might take her up on that offer.
Church: Oh you can't be fucking serious about that can you!
Y/n: Let's get back to how Cortana is doing.
Church: Do you want me to bring her out?
Y/n: Yeah I want to see how she's doing
Church POV
I was going to Cortana's chip when Vega walked next to me.
Church: Hey Vega.
Vega: Hello Fellow Ai Church. Church where are you going?
Church: To Cortana's chip.
Vega: Ok I will see at a later time period.
I got to Cortana's chip. And got inside.
She was lying on her bed. Face to the wall lying on her side, in the fetal position.
Church: Hey Cortana.
I say next to her
Cortana: Hey Church.
Church: Still thinking about John?
Cortana: Not as much but still am.
Church: Ok well Y/n wanted to see us
Cortana: Ok.
She wiped her tears that turned to sparkles. And we appeared in front of Y/n.
Y/n POV
Y/n: Hey Cortana.
Cortana: Hello.
Y/n: How have you been in the past month?
Cortana: I've been better.
She looked to the ground in sadness
Y/n: Ok. Hey look it wasn't your fault. He just doesn't understand that right now.You know our past doesn't define us. It only gives us the starting point of who we are going to be. The path of life has many twists and turns. Some can be just as amazing as the last. But sometimes we steer off course. But thats why we have friends. To help us get back on the right track. That's the reason we have parents. To guide and nurture us along the path of life. So for now I'll give you more time to grieve over what happened. Your only as good as your mind. And I need it to be focused at all times. Before you go I just want to let you know you have a family hear. Me, Vega, Tex, Team RWBY, and Church. And if you need anything don't be afraid to let me and Church know. We care about you ,you know.
Cortana is smiling once more.
Cortana: Thank you. I think I'm ready again.
Y/n: Good now run a simulation on using a sim pod with a rocket thruster to infiltrate beacon academy.
Church: Ok that's a stupid idea but running the simulation now.
Cortana: WOW that actually will end up working!
Church: How did you know?
I looked away and whistled
Y/n: Oh um when I was with the militia I may have tried it to infiltrate an IMC base.
They were shocked cause he actually had tried it
Y/n: And I know what we are using for fuel
1 hour later
Y/n: And finished.
Church: Wow you are crazier than fucking north.
Cortana: Who is North?
Church: Ok so agents of project freelancer required the use of Ai like us to use abilities with out any harm. And here is a video I had saved of what had happened.