True Friends
First High Five
Shrek: (dances around and sings all-star by smashmouth)
All FTC and donkey: (start dancing in the middle)
(Shreck stops singing and looks around confused)
Shrek: HEY, what are you doing, IN, MY, SWAMP?
all FTC+Donkey: (scream or gasps)
All Pigs: we are running away from lord farquaad (say scared )
Shrek: why?
BBW: Cause he doesn't like us cause we're fairy tale characters. (Say like mocking farquaad)
Shrek: then why did he send ya'll to MY swamp.
Pinocchio: he didn't duh, were hiding
Shrek: where's this lord fart guy anyway?
(all exit except BBW and pigs and pinocchio)
Pig 1: What are we gonna do now?
Pig 2: I have the best plan.
Pig 3: Forget your plan, look behind you!
BBW :Chases pigs off stage.
Pinocchio: I know that wolf is a nice guy. He wouldn't hurt those pigs!
(Pinocchio's nose grows as lights go to blackout).
End Scene 1
