FRONT OF CURTAIN SCENE
(Shrek and Donkey walk in front of the curtain)
Shrek: SOO... does anyone know where he is?
Donkey: I know where lord farquaad is.
Shrek: Where?
Donkey: I'm not telling you, you just gotta follow me
Shrek: ok tiny donkey I can really trust you on this. Huh
Donkey: UHHHHHHHH DUHHHH
(Shrek and donkey walk to lord farquaad's palace)
Donkey: Okay We're here
Shrek: where is everyone
Donkey: don't know but lord farquaad is in his office up there
Shrek: then lets GOO (say like really annoyed)
(Walk to the office)
(in the background should be GBM in a cage when they get to LF's palace just to further prove that LF is CRAZY)
(Lord farquaad turns around while saying)(must have rolly spinny chair)
Lord Farquaad: I've been expecting you
Shrek: you have?
Donkey: I told you man she's CRAZY
Lord Farquaad: Silence dog I have a deal for you, go save my future friend and I will give you your swamp back.
Donkey: you should take the deal (whisper loudly)
Shrek:....ok I accept
Shrek: soo where is this friend
LF: head east to the castle and get the ogre princess guarded by a dragon waifu?
Shrek: WAIT WAIT WAIT A DRAGON WAIFU?!?!
LF: remember no go no swamp (say like smarting off at someone)
End Scene 3.
