(Shrek and donkey walk to the castle)
Donkey: THIS will be EPIC
Shrek: you distract the dragon waifu and I'll get the friend
Donkey: WHAT? WHY ME?!
Shrek: cause you're a donkey that's what you DO (whispers jeez)
Shrek: here you'll need this (hands sword)
Donkey: OHHHHH.... Thanks. But i don't have hands!!!!!!! (says frantically)
(Shrek runs of stage screaming)
(Donkey walks up to dragon waifu)
Dragon: Hiiiiiiii!!!!!
Donkey: uhhh hi dragon waifu
(Donkey attempts to throw sword at dragon but sword falls out of hand)
Donkey: Can I run first so i live
Dragon: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(donkey and dragon waifu leave stage left While shrek is walks on stage right)
Shrek: friend wake up
(shrek pulls fiona up hard with a force)
Fiona-chan: You were suppose to high five me
Shrek: i'm not your friend you ogre
Fiona-chan: you're an ogre to you know
Shrek: oh yeah i forgot
(while off stage donkey screams so shrek and donkey leave stage left lights go off)
(everyone gets in place and lights go on)
Shrek: what's wrong donkey
Donkey: nothing... AA that tickles... I made a new friend
Fiona-chan: whos that
Shrek: donkey
Fiona-chan: If he's a donkey then how can he talk
Shrek: I don't know but we need to get back and I don't know how
Dragon waifu: I'll tell you
Donkey: wait just take us
Dragon waifu: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Shrek: wait we're going to trust this breathing dragon waifu?!?
Donkey: friendship is a thing... SHREK
Shrek: Fine donkey lets go (points right stage)
(everyone on stage leaves stage right)
Donkey: hey Shrek don't You think it's crazy how we became
friends
Shrek: who said we are friends you crazy donkey
Fiona: I did
