(GBM in a cage)
Lord farquaad: so little breadman where are they
GB man: ill NEVER tell you!!! (throws something)
Lord farquaad: ok then I'll have to force the truth out. (grabs gumdrop buttons like about to pull them out)
GB man: no not the gumdrop buttons anything but that.
GB man: ok ok..do you know the man?
Lord farquaad: what man?
GB: THAT ONE!
Lord Farquaad: (look around) ... there is no man
GB: the one in the mirror
Mirror: (say like a sassy girl) my lord you should like totally high five Fiona
Mirror: she would be an amazing OGRE friend
Lord farquaad: yay, an ogre friend... how do I meet her
Mirror: you should like totally fight that gross fire breathing dragon and then you shall find her sleeping on the very top floor
Lord farquaad: do I HAVE to do that?
mirror: not you maybe, a loyal knight
Mirror: this knight could be the nonspecific ogre (looks at the audience and winks and says WINK right towards the audience)
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