She Found Her | k. yeri x p. sooyoung

she gives anybody a free head

we were driving to something like a subdivision, yerim stayed quiet as i stared outside. i know she was up to something, she always was, but i waited for her to say something.

"boo, do you know about sana?" yerim broke the defeaning silence, then i faced her, "yeah. do we have a problem with her?" knowing about her asking questions about sana, i knew from that moment that she was thinking of something.

"she gives anybody a free head," my eyes widened, i never thought sana doing those shitty things, not her angelic face. "she even gave my cousin slash bestfriend jung jaehyun a fucking head. it was frustrating, she slept with my cousin, and left him after. jaehyun was hurt, and so i was for him. she's a snake." sana minatozaki's one of the it-girls in our school, alongside with jennie kim and im nayeon. i heard she was dating jeongyeon, but then she denied, she wasn't gay. she has an innocent face like a baby, and a cute voice. i didn't even thought that she sleeps with random guys.

"that's very sad." i nodded and still processed the things she said. "i always get annoyed when she calls me katy, like duh, only my close friends can call me that." from the rearview mirror, i saw how she rolled her eyes. "do you know why she calls me katy? because katy is my—"

"english name." she looked at me in a bit amazement before chuckling. "good thing you knew. but how though?" i smiled before clearing my throat, "i just found out about it. i also heard your parents calling you that name so i assumed." she nodded and shrugged.

"are we like, in the subdivision where sana lives?" i was certain, sana was the next victim. "good guess, so ready your ass for another crazy thing." my breath hitched, i suddenly got a panic attack, but stayed calm. she's really smart for planning this all out, yerim's smart.

"i don't feel like messing up with her too much," she says. "i just want to tape all of the hairs on her body. as much as i want to tape the hairs on her genitals for being a midget and for hurting jung, i wouldn't do that." with her hand on the steering wheel, her free hand was rumbling on the plastic. "let me help you." i snatched the plastic and found the tape, i know she was looking for this. she glance over me, "what a mind reader, i thought you would pull up the razor." then i laughed, and then i played with the tape, circling it on my index finger. "i know she won't wake up, she sleeps like a hibernating bear, swear. she doesn't even care if her clothes were peeled off her skin if she's asleep. dumbshit." she chuckled, and so i did too.

we pulled off on a yard, sana's yard to be exact. the lights were off, they were asleep. "i'm like not hundred percent that she's asleep, 'cause she might be watching porn with lights off." i looked at her weirdly. she shrugged, "oh, come on, i know that would count!" yerim shook her head and grabbed my hand. i looked up, yerim told me that her room is on the 2nd, and i ain't good in climbing. "bud, we gon' be a lit ninja, we just need some swords or something like that, daggers? hmm, think so. but let's climb up her room, ninja moves." she scoffed and smirked, which i got scared. she adjusted her jacket and her jeans, yerim was ready to climb up high. "uh, if you wouldn't mind, can you give me a hand? i'm not basically a ninja, well, you want me to become one, and i am becoming one but i didn't expect that we'll be climbing, what do you say?" she was right there, top of the tree and looked down. "sure, come and follow." and so i did, i was struggling a lot. the tree had lots of curves and the barks were like peeling off, i was very afraid that i might give a sound. "i really didn't expect too that you suck at this thing, you're like three inches taller than me, considered to be a tall for a korean girl but you don't know how to climb." i slapped her foot, then she groaned. "help me or else, i will tell kook and taehyung you were the asshole who broke into their peaceful, soon, sex." i rolled my eyes and she just laughed. "we're almost there!" she whisper-shouted, and then some moment, we stood into a medium sized window, enough for us to enter. "good, she's asleep. you hear that? yes, she's sleeping." i handed her the tape. "okay, so i want you to like get all of her beauty products, her makeup kit, lipsticks and oh! don't forget the most important, her eyebrow pencil and comb." yerim was losing her shit, and i feel sorry for sana. this girl right beside me just told me a while ago that she won't mess up with minatozaki too much, but here she is, taking away sana's dignity.

yerim counted in reverse order, then we opened her window in a swift motion. i quickly went on her desk, rambling through it carefully, then stared at her beauty products. jesus, there are too much in here, i don't think i can make it into time, but nevertheless, i still took all of them. her blush on, branded lipsticks and stupid eye lense, i consider it a beauty product though.

then i rummaged to her combs, with different styles. "fucking shit, why the hell she has a fucking complete set of  different fucking combs when in fact i only have fucking one and i use it all in one. jesus, have mercy." yerim shushed me, i was very pissed, but continued to put them all in the plastic.

once i was done, i walked to yerim. she had already taped sana's two eyebrows, and surprisingly, she didn't even moved a muscle. yerim started to cut small pieces of tapes, then grouping a strand of hair then taping them at the end, then the process continued until the ends of her hair were completely covered with tape. yerim stepped backwards, and felt proud at her not-so good prank. she even had a picture of it using the cam that i also used to capture taehyung's face (yep, it was taehyung).

we left her room without no words coming out from our mouths, yerim jumped all the way down to the ground. then, she offered me a hand when i was already there. "shit, give me the cosmetics," her tone was full of excitement, so i handed her the plastic full of sana's different set of cosmetics, as well as her fucking combs. "hell yeah, we will burn this, we will do it right in her lawn." she rushed to the car, leaving me standing and following her back. then she got back with a match, she lit it up and set the cosmetics on fire. i became the lookout, and i checked the time. it was already 12:45AM. yerim took my hand and we left the stuff still burning. we were standing feet away from it, then i looked over to yerim. she was blankly staring at it, with the fire reflecting in her eyes. it was pleasing to see, i thought. her expression was nothing, but she's still pretty.

we finally went back to the car. yerim fanned herself, "i can't imagine sana's reaction to this. i want to see it." she was laughing softly. "surely, you will witness the wrath of sana minatozaki." i joked, then we became silent. i thought my joke was a bit corny, until she chuckled. "i wish i can. but never knew you were a joker." it sounded as an insult rather than a compliment. she was laughing and i playfully punched her forearm, "bummer."

"a stotch tape was very useful tonight, or today rather." it was my turn to laugh out loud. "yerim, it was a duct tape. it's way more powerful than a stotch tape. i pity sana." she looked at me with her tongue poking her inside cheeks. "it is a stotch tape, but yellowish, or brownish, or whatever. and also, that would be very impressive, don't feel pity on her, she doesn't deserve that." i shook my head in response, "it's duct tape. d-u-c-t, duct tape." i argued. she faced me, "fine but no, it's duck tape. d-u-c-k."

"no, duct."

"duck."

"duct."

"duck."

"duct."

"what's wrong with you?" she chuckled then leaned backward. "i seriously pity sana." i looked down, "again, she doesn't deserve your pity." she replied. "you got one tough heart there, buddy. but i can't judge you for that." she hummed and then we continued to drift away.