Me: I don't want to answer it! Lee: Wouldn't it be suspicious if I answered it?
Shit, he's right. I sigh and answer the call.
CEO: Ah, hello Santana. Me: Hello, how are you? CEO: I'm doing fine thank you. I was calling to see how the album is coming along.
My eyebrows furrow together.
Me: Album? CEO: Yes, Infinity and Monsta-x's joined album. Me: Joined album?
He sighs.
CEO: Yes. Taeyun proposed the whole idea of vacation with the therapist so you can help them through whatever issues they have with each other so they can make a joined album.
My right eye twitches.
Me: Oh, that album. They're doing fine, when is it expected to be ready again? CEO: Recorded and ready for the music video to be shot by Wednesday.
I choke on my drink.
Me: It's Thursday. CEO: Correct, you've been on vacation for two weeks.
It's been two weeks of hell.
Me: It'll be ready. CEO: Excellent.
I hang up the phone and Lee looks at me with a concerned face. My eyes scan the crowd until I find Park Taeyun, I'm going to kill him.
Once I spot the head of gold hair I immediately charge and put him in a headlock. Jay watches with an amused face.
Jay: What did he do this time? Me: Did he tell you guys why this vacation time got approved by the boss?
They all shake their head.
Me: He promised a joined album between Infinity and Monsta-x. Minhyuk: He what! Anthony: You what!
Taeyun chuckles nervously.
Me: He expects the whole album done and on his desk by Wednesday. Changkyun: How the fuck are we suppose to write and record an album in six days. Taeyun: In my defense I forgot. Shownu: How is that a defense? Anthony: Why would you promise something like that without telling us?
He shrugs.
Taeyun: I was just trying to get us all some well deserved rest time. Hyungwon: How thoughtful, we haven't been able to rest since we've been on this vacation from hell! Taeyun: I didn't see you guys coming up with a plan.
I bang my head against Yeosang's shoulder and he laughs.
Me: Take me with you. Yeosang: You sure?
Changkyun tugs me away from the boy and I frown.
Me: You've guys noticed every last detail about him except the giant wedding ring on his finger.
Wonho grabs Yeosang's wrist inspecting his hand, he gasps as he sees the ring.
Wonho: You're married?
Sangie nods.
Me: To Cina. Changkyun: I thought she married that Seonghwa guy. Me: She did, and she married Sangie too.
They stare at him in shock. Apparently they don't know what polygamy is anymore, the nerve.
Minhyuk: So you're married? Happily married right? Yeosang: Yes happily. Kihyun: And you're not after Santana? Yeosang: She's all yours bro.
Their eyes widen and they laugh nervously.
Wonho: S-she's not, we..- Yeosang: She told me already. Me: Not to mention you guys make it painfully obvious.
Ah, these fools.
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They all sit down with a pen and pad attempting to write a song. I sit in Shownu's lap playing with his hair, he giggles before kissing my cheek.
Shownu: Let's write a love song. Anthony: None of Infinity is in love. Jooheon: But Monsta-x is.
They've been arguing about songs for a half hour now.
Me: What's the concept of this album though? Jay: Dark. Hyungwon: Light.
Everyone groans.
Lee: We don't have time for this. Minhyuk: Flip a coin. Heads is dark, tails is light. Me: Make a poll on twitter, let the fans decide what they want to hear this time around.
Shownu hums.
Shownu: That's actually a good idea. Me: I know.
He smiles.
Jooheon: My turn!
Jooheon lifts me from Shownu's lap and I squeal.
Jay: I love how you guys pull her around like a teddy bear. Jooheon: She's our muse.
My heart flutters.
RJ: Must be nice to be someone's muse.
Taeyun pinches his cheek.
Taeyun: You can be mine. RJ: Ew hyung get off!
They dog pile on top of the maknae and I laugh.
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its our baby's birthday 🐺🖤
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