WhAT THE FICK IS UP ?! Im about to fucking bawler

SKRAAATTATATATA

My gun bw going PSHH POWW BOOM SKRAAA

it bee like shining and going waaaaaa

This kid in my botany class was talking about how if he were to keep up a 3.5 gpa then his parents would let him get a gun. So you would be thinking "oh you probably were a little freaked out at mr.i might shewt up the damn school " but i just sat there listening to 'toss a coin to your witch' and thinking about different ways to eat a mango.

1-800 lord.used.tires
I was in my physics class one day and my teacher (who is hella racist) told us to only have two at a table. My other 3 friends in that class were present but my one friend chris was, so he sits down with me and as our teacher passes out the paper he hits my friend in the face with the paper. We both make eye contact and tried so hard to muffle our laughter with our elbows.
As the teacher walked away chris starts laughing harder " why is it always me?" At this point we are shaking up "its cuz im black isnt it ?."
During the first minute of the test i try to actually be serious before realizing that i am a dumbass and legit have been only using quizlet to pass the damn class. So like 3 question in and im lookig at the question then guessing.

After we finish we start texting in the group chat and we couldnt stop laughing but we still quiet.The teacher then calls out chris for having his phone and not turning in the test. We both turn in the test and as we sit back down , chris gets frustrated because where i sit makes it 1000% obvious that i have my phone in my hand and that im texting. Meanwhile chris had his lower down and in no way to be seen unless you were trying to look at his dick.

One time after physics me,chris and my other friend rilee( im spelling it wrong on purpose) planned to go to McDonald's and so as we walk to her car we have the some wtf conversations.
"So wait youre telling me that riley chased you down the street and tried to kidnap you?!HAHHA"
Chris starts laughitn hella hard
"Bro my mom fucking saw what was happening and LOCKED THE DOOR. I almost jumped over a fence"
"Bro id suck someones toes for 10 bucks,put some honey in between each crevasse and some salt then suck and lick the shit outta them"

We get in the car and before we even leave the parking lot rylee slams on the brakes and says "CHRIS PUT ON YO DAMN SEATBELT "
In my 16 years of living i have never heard a boy scream "wHAt seAT BElt ?!"so high pitched in my life.
We park at the McDonald's and chris gets disgusted at all the shit in riylee's car and noticed a bag of hot cheetos. When i get out the car i see he has it in his fucking hands and said "ARE YOU REALLY GONNA EAT THEM ?!" He laughs and said "no!...unless?" Then opens it and almost eats one.

Then he continues to be more of a dumbass and when he tries to fill his soda even though the bubbles are over filling he still going and makes a mess.
Sitting down i tell riylee what happened ,but chris was staring at this old guy and so riyle makes a bet with him to call him daddy but then she takes it back when he almost stood up. We continue eating and ruler takes a video of me and chris and he does this funny duckface.

Oh yeah and then my next class didnt allow sodas so i left my drink standing up and since i knew no one hasnt touched the trash can since we been there i just picked it back up and continued drinking it after class.

Yall my life pretty wack nit finna lie
Thinking about a pineapple being a spruit and how i could totally fuck a mango with my dick if i tried. Like i coulda had some interesting shit happened but nothign outta the normal for these few weeks.