ive been sick and dead
But i lived
Only to die again
Im gonna cry soon next week because satans waterfall is gonna pour out this bitch
Next time i cough ima bully myself in the mirror
Because me been sick i had weird dreamssssss
I took a nap and in the dream barrack obama started to lather mike wazowski in barbecue sauce while mike was saying "i want to be lathered up so good that when the weather man comes i can shwoop into his ass" but sully said there was a kid present and looks over to john cena in a pink onsie and a binkie. Then patrick came in saying he needed My strippers to be home by 9 and slapped my ass with a wip
Another time i had a dream that a lady was calling 911 and speaking spanish and a cop was right infront of her speaking spanish as well. She got very upset and DEMANDED that he speak only french to her "IN FRENCH PENDEJO ME NO SPEAK DORITOS"
Then proceeds to rant to me about how she had gymglucose and if she were to work out she would explode. Then she yanked out my dentures.
Dream wasnt as odd as usual but oh well.🤷♀️
YOU ARE READING
WhAT THE FICK IS UP ?! Im about to fucking bawler
RandomLife is a hard day.Like why can't you just eat your quesadilla and move on. "I should have left you on that street when I first saw you" *busts door open* "BUT YOU DIDNT"
