WhAT THE FICK IS UP ?! Im about to fucking bawler

So ueyahe ibaheb haha man

Whats does many Obama be sahing to one obama?

Ohana becauase obama means family and thats a fact!
If im wrong you will be held at uwu point and ill send the most annoying furries ever.

So how was life?

Nevermirn i dont care
Whats if pineapples were taken as a sport and we are actually just fucking them wrong?

Bet yall didnt think of that huh!

Also i had a dream that i was managing a store and this chick didnt want to run the store but instead wanted to play with make up and so we started playing with the make up on the shelves and cake it all over my face. And since the make up was right next to the refrigerator i looked at the relfection and i was like "wow this looks like shit "

And then it pans to show we are being judged buy some random fuckint people and i stood up because there was a playground in the store and heard yelling. I go to see some dumbass kid stuck in a rope ladder . I help him out and the judges are all noddign their heads and shit.

Then i started to change everything about the store but had to verify that i was the manager so i drove to my old elementary. Then i see all these people i used to know and others from my highschool and so im in a relo and go to talk to a police officer and she starts talking to me and then this chick infront of me stood up and ripped the biggest fart and started to giggle.

I woke up laughing but then realized that its probably 3 am and my mom is gonna hear someone laughing and freak out. So then i went back to bed and was my parents were tryint to buy this thing from some randomly karen looking bitch. And as we were waitint i was playing with their dog until a boy came down and said "careful she bites " and then the dog fucking bit me. So since i can sometimes feel pain in my dream i woke up again and still had leg pain and i was trying to shake the pain off but it wouldnt go away. Since i was still tired i went back to bed and im still being bitten by the dog so i kick it and it backed off.

I never felt so bad but mad at the same time. Because that shit hurt but the dog looked like a nice old dog i know.