[On Hold!] Joker of the Cards (Epithet Erased X F! Reader [Story])

Holy Mother of 4K + Memes-- (Please read!)

Zack Maher is the voice actor for Sylvie. He sang this video. Do what you will with that information--

Basically me finding out I have 4K reads: ...aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Quick lil' (long) A/N: Hello, readers! This sadly isn't a chapter update, (it still needs a lot of work *chuckles in 800-word count*) school is really kickin' hard. I just want to say THANK YOU for 4 THOUSAND reads!!! It means a lot to me! 

To celebrate the occasion, I decided to put in some memes and a few (meme-y) scenarios! I hope that you enjoy! Again, sorry this isn't a chapter update--

Now, onto the memes/scenarios!

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(Remember that meme where (Y/N) jumped over the bridge railing into the river? Yeah, here's the outcome--)

(Y/N): *crawling back onto land, coughing*

Molly: (Y/N)! Are you okay?! *patting (Y/N) on the back, giving her the bear hoodie*

(Y/N): *cough* Yeah, I'm--

Molly: Why did you do that?! You could have seriously hurt yourself!

(Y/N): ...I did it for the vine.

Molly: ...What?

(Y/N): I did it for the vine--

*Later, Molly is taking care of (Y/N)*

Molly: *bringing (Y/N) hot chocolate*

Molly: Now, what do you have to say for yourself?

(Y/N): *wrapped up in blanket* ...Worth it.

Molly: What? No--

*Time passes*

Molly: Please don't do that ever again.

(Y/N): No promises!

(Y/N): Oh, but Molly?

Molly: Yeah?

(Y/N): ...Thanks.

(Y/N): For doing all of this, I mean.

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(Remember that one meme/scenario where Sylvie and (Y/N) went ghost hunting with his uncle? Yeah, here's him asking (Y/N) if she wants to come--)

Sylvie: Hey, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah?

Sylvie: So my uncle is going--

(Y/N): Wait, you have an uncle? Huh. Reading Rainbow, the more you know.

Sylvie: Uh...yeah. He's a ghost hunter. He wants--

(Y/N): He's a ghost hunter?! Oh, please tell me he knows Ghost Busters--

Sylvie: *sigh* Let me finish. He wants me to come on one of his 'adventures', meaning he wants me to come on one of his shenanigans.

(Y/N): *muttering* Heh. Shenanigans. Love that word.

Sylvie: He gave me the offer of bringing someone along. And I was wondering if you wanted to come?

(Y/N): Oh, heck yeah! It sounds awesome! When are we going?

Sylvie: Tonight.

(Y/N): Oh-- This makes it all the better! Thanks, Sylvie!

Sylvie: No problem.

(Y/N): Oh, but why'd you ask me to come along? Why not Molly?

Sylvie: Hm, well... I thought that you'd probably enjoy this sort of thing more than the others. Why do you ask?