[On Hold!] Joker of the Cards (Epithet Erased X F! Reader [Story])

Headcanons Because I Made A Deal--

Quick lil (long) A/N: Hello readers! I hope you're all doing well. This isn't a chapter update (I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME AS I WANT TO SO I CAN WORK ON IT, SCHOOL'S BEEN STRESSING ME OUT, I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO, I'M SORRY-- But in all seriousness, next update really will take a while), but I have a legitimate reason as to why I'm posting a chapter like this-- But it's a bit weird. 

So me and a friend of mine and I made a deal. My part of it was if they got a good score on their next test (for once--) coming up, they would be able to ask a request regarding my story (they seem to like it, so--)... yeah. They actually went up on their end of the deal which kinda surprised me XD

And so they asked me for some headcanons! I was like "Yeah, sure, why not? I mean, I've never written this kind of thing, so it's gonna really suck, but sure." Both memey and actual headcanons!

Okay, but again, this really will be the last chapter update for a while.

Well, let's go!

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Back at it again with more of the EE characters being Tumblr posts (just because):

Molly/Giovanni/Sylvie, genuinely: I like talking to you.

(Y/N): Confusing and concerning, but I'll take it.

Molly: Actually, all my systems are nervous

(Y/N): I'm dealing with my s*** the way I'm dealing with it. Are my methods unhealthy? Yes. Are they effective? No. Am I going to change what I'm doing? No.

Giovanni: Officer, I was not resisting, I was just being tsundere

Percy, with monotone voice: Wow, that is so wild.

Zora: Forgive and forget? No, resent and remember

Molly: Dark therapist, show me illegal coping mechanisms

(Y/N): Having a sibling is either, "we ride together, we die together" or, "no, officer I've never seen that person in my life." There is no in-between (yes, (Y/N) does have a sibling. Two, in fact! I won't say any more than that ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)).

Mera (probably): Oh, so now I'm "bad" just because I've done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do in the future?

Molly: Do you ever need a ten-minute hug but only from a specific person

Sylvie, at Giovanni: I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I'll name it after you because you're a f****** prick.

Giovanni: My pockets jingle with stolen buttons from Hot Topic

Giovanni: I literally can't stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like I don't feel like paying three dollars for a piece of tin with Pusheen in it but I do feel like doing a heist.

(Y/N)/Molly: omfg I HATE it when kids scream in public... you have no real problems. It should be me screaming. ME.

Giovanni: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ on my way to f*** things up