[On Hold!] Joker of the Cards (Epithet Erased X F! Reader [Story])

MORE E.E MEMES FOR THE WAIT--

Giovanni: Okay, they're gone! Finally, I can keep these pennies to myself now!

(Y/N) and Sylvie: WE SMELL PENNIES *start running over to Giovanni at Sanic speed*

Giovanni: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Molly: If I kill myself then technically, let's be honest, the problem will be gone! That's all!

Literally everyone: Molly no--

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(Y/N): *riding skateboard*

(Y/N): I don't know what the heck just happened, but I don't really care! *rides down a stair railing, Molly watching*

(Y/N): Imma get the heck outta here, so frick this crap, I'm out! *skates near side of gate, jumps off skateboard over gate*

(Y/N): *lands into nearby lake with ragdoll physics*

Molly: (Y/N)!

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Molly: *recording* Okay, go!

Giovanni: *flips over a pancake, rolls over then catches pancake in frying pan*

Giovanni: YEAHHHHHH!!

(Y/N): HECK YEAH, GIOOOO!

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(Y/N): Hey Molly, can I get a sip of that water?

Molly: It's not water.

(Y/N): Vodka! I like your style--

Molly: It's vinegar.

(Y/N): ...What?

Molly: It's vinegar.

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Indus: A good way of recycling glass is just to, you know, eat it! Just, eat the bottle--

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Sylvie: Wait, so how are the people in school?

(Y/N): Let's just say that I did meet some of the very insufferable people.

Sylvie: Oh.

(Y/N): But they also met me.

Sylvie: ...OH--

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(Y/N): *finds out that she is stuck in museum*

(Y/N): So this is what we're in for tonight?

Also (Y/N): Aw shoot, here we go again--

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(Y/N): So it costs about 400 dollars to see a therapist.

Sylvie: It's usually less but--

(Y/N): But! It's free to tell yourself, "It be like that sometimes."

Sylvie: What? No--

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*(Y/N) and Molly stuck in the museum*

Molly: I hate this.

(Y/N): This is sort of beautiful.

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