Chapter Seven

15.9K 535 440
                                    

"Natsu, get up!" Lucy huffs, slapping Natsu's face.

"Gghh."

"Get up, you lazy bum! I'm seriously going to kick you if you don't wake up." Lucy pinches his cheek.

"Ugghhh."

"Natsu!"

"Ghh.."

"Move your ass or I'll tear apart all of your potatoes!"

Instantly, Natsu's head shot up as he scrambled off the bed. "No Lucy! Anything but the potatoes!"

Lucy doesn't know whether to cry or to laugh. "You do realize I was talking crap right?"

"So... You're not going to destroy my potatoes?" Natsu whimpers.

"You're being serious...?" 

"Yes, weren't we being serious all along? Destroying potatoes is very, very grave." Natsu nods his head firmly a few times.

"Um... Oh, hurry up and shower! We're going to be late for school!"

"School?" Natsu looked momentarily confused.

"Yeah, it starts in like, half an hour."

"What? Then I don't have time for breakfast! Why didn't you wake me up Luce?"

"That was what I've been trying to do for the past fifteen minutes!"

-

-

"Lucy... I'm hungry." Natsu whines, tugging on the blonde's arm.

"Oh shush, it's your fault for waking up late!"

"But Igneel always leaves some toast for me to eat on my way to school! You're the worst!" 

Lucy sighs. Honestly, Natsu's hopeless. She has learnt not to take what he says seriously sometimes. She digs into her bag and pulls out an energy bar, handing it to Natsu. "Here, you're lucky I always keep one of these in my bag."

"Thanks Luce! You're the best!" Natsu exclaims happily, tearing open the energy bar and biting half of it off.

"Now I'm the best?"

"Lucy's always the best!"

-

-

Lucy tries to pay attention during Math, but it was honestly difficult to do so considering how annoyed she was right now. First of all, she had forgotten to complete her homework last night, which sucks royally since the teacher is some old dude who frowns at everything she does and had piled more homework onto her as punishment. Second of all, she had broken a pencil and ran out of pen ink. And if that didn't suck enough, a huge bump was visible on her belly and making her already tiny chair much more uncomfortable. 

"Miss Heartfilia! If you cannot stop moving, I will have to send you out!" the old dude yells, shooting her a nasty glare.

"Sorry sir!" Lucy sighs, fiddling with her pen instead.

"Lucy Heartfilia! You're moving too much again!"

Lucy finds herself really ticked off for some reason. "Why don't you try being pregnant then! Huh? You think it's easy having to sit down here in this insufferable heat, in his tiny chair, with such a huge lump?"

"Miss Heartfilia, out!"

-

-

-

"Gee Luce, I didn't expect you to lose your temper like that," Natsu comments, eyeing Lucy warily.

Lucy makes some sort of a huffing noise as she picks at her spaghetti, "That old git was being insufferable."

"Is it that hard having a baby?"

"Why don't you try?"

"No thanks! Hey but on the bright side, once we get home, we can get these pillows off you!"

"Oh lord, I can't wait for that."

Natsu laughs, "And this is why one should use condoms when it comes to sex. Or say no! Abstinence is key!"

"Atta boy!" Lucy agrees cheerfully before pausing.

"Wait, Natsu? Where on earth did you learn such things?"

-

-

-

author's note:

short filler chapter, i did say before that this story was to be updated at my own pace and it doesn't really have a plot. it's really just one of those go-with-the-flow stories that are meant for you to enjoy the moments and humor i guess?

well hopefully you guys liked this short chapter and i'll write more hopefully!


The Baby Project  ( a Fairy Tail [Natsu x Lucy] fanfiction ) [AU] *nalu*Where stories live. Discover now