뜨거운
Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin.
Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on.
날 죽여줘
Kim looked at the cage he was trapped in. Ever watch Spongebob?
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Yeah, Kim was in a similar situation. He realized he could just slip through the prison bars-- and that he did.
"I'M FREE!" he yelled. "Free from this horrible hamster cage!"
Suddenly, Kylo Ren walked in. "OK boomer," he said before leaving. Kim looked at him, and then mumbled something inaudible.
Meanwhile, Putin and Trump were having a meaningful conversation about where Obama disappeared to.
"The funeral is in a couple days," said Trump. "I can't believe he died. I mean, I hated the guy, but for him to die? Shits crazy man."
"Yes. Quite crazy," replied Putin. "Excuse me while I go to the freezer large enough to fit 16 bodies for some private time."
"Okay," said Trump. "Love you."
"Love you too," said Putin as he walked away toward the freezer. He opened the large metallic door, walked inside, and then slammed it shut. It didn't have a lock on it-- he just hoped no one would care to open the door that had the words "HUMAN FREEZER" on it in 20 different languages,
Putin looked at Obama's dead frozen body. "Trump seems to be sad that you're gone," he whispered into the block of ice. "Which means you can live. He doesn't seem to love you."
Putin got out a match and the ice slowly melted around Obama, forming a puddle around the floor. Obama's eyes flickered to life, before asking, "Where the hell am I? Where's Michelle! I'm getting the FBI on your case and-"
"Great, my black friend. Be free!" yelled Putin as he grabbed Obama and pushed him out the door. Putin then looked at the other 5 frozen bodies, and then at his guard Dmitri.
"Where is number 5, Dmitri?" Putin looked at a list he had in his hands all of a sudden. "Number 5 is supposed to be Kim Jong Un."
"He's not dead, sir," said Dmitri. "You put him in a hamster cage, you did not freeze him."
"Alright, take me to the cage."
"Yes sir," Dmitri took Putin's hand and led him to a separate room. He pointed toward the hamster cage."
