"Oh my God," Kamala Harris was making out with Biden but didn't realise she was on national television. "OMG stop touching me pervert."
"BOOOOOOOO PERVERT!!!!" Trump screamed at the top of his lungs and default danced in anger while his minions invaded the White House, which had worse security than the VIP doors on roblox games.
Joe Biden went to jail for being a pervert but was immediately released because he seduced the prison guard, who was Kamala Harris.
RBG fell over and died cutely.
"MY FELLOW AMERICANS, oh wait, I'm not Biden. Uhhh, Trump sucks,,, umm stay classy USA," Biden's speech was the best speech anyone had ever heard in the universe. Even god himself clapped.
"Влад узлу зал ухо жат цзшутжпщ жулан жала ьэцшаь жулаьу хушаьыюж вхйлбц замотав цхушатыжуо вздуюсь 77 ухайте эйзйгт эацщиць зашатайся," Vladimir Putin sobbed.
"Лада ужат я тебя люблю я не хочу тебя обнять поцеловать и узгузуш в которой я работаю с ним!!" Trump responded.
Biden made out with ~319 children and then left the White House to go to the pope and make out with him.
Meanwhile, Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock was sipping tea in Indonesia. Why Indonesia? Why not!??? RACIST.
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Trump x Putin || Presidential Romance
Fanfiction뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘
