"What do you mean, there's no one in that cage?" Putin screeched, pulling out an AK-47 and shooting Dmitri numerous times. Suddenly, Trump entered and stared.
"My love, what are you doing?"
Putin stared at his boyfriend. "I, uhh... am taking out the trash."
"Oh, okay!" he smiled and waved toward Putin. Trump turned away from him and walked away, mumbling under his breath.
Meanwhile, Obama was talking to the ex-widow Michelle Obama.
"So everyone thought I was dead?" he inquired with teary eyes.
"Yes, and I remarried," said Michelle Obama sternly.
"I...I was dead for 4 DAYS!"
"Sorry, I guess."
"M-Michelle, I— HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD YOU? I WISH I WOULD'VE DIED IF I KNEW YOU WOULD'VE TREATED ME LIKE THIS! I...I C AN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU PSYCHOPATH!"
Obama continued to rant as Michelle got up and left. He didn't notice and kept ranting.
Putin face palmed. "Okay, I need to find Kim."
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Trump x Putin || Presidential Romance
Fanfiction뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘
