"Okay, so here's the plan. Get our forces to invade England while we get the KGB to search for Kim. Understood?"
"Yes, sir," chimed the Russian army, marching away from Putin.
"Uh oh," Boris Johnson was crying in the corner, not knowing how to operate a microwave. "I don't know French!!"
"You literally need to press buttons. They're numbers! Not a foreign language! OMG!" Justin Trudeau facepalmed, slapping Boris Johnson. "Why aren't you upset about the forces that are literally invading your nation??? Did you command your troops not to fight back!??"
"If my allies really care about me, then they'll help me."
"As one of your allies, I would like to say that you're an idiot and you can't rely on us to save your ass."
"Mom, Dad, stop fighting!1!1!1!" cried French President Macron.
"I can't believe we're winning. We took down England and are progressing into the entire UK. We are sending troops into southern France at the moment. If I know France, which I don't, they'll surrender immediately," Xi Jinping, also known as Winnie the Pooh, commented, turning toward Vladimir. "What was your plan again, sir?"
"Invade the world to get my boyfriend Trump back."
"What about Kim Jong Un?"
"He's dead. I killed him," Putin default danced.
"Sir, he's not dead," Winnie the Pooh blinked. "He just deflected to the allies. North Korea and South Korea are one now, as you know, and they're allied with Britain, France, America, and some other unimportant nations nobody cares about. Like Canada."
"Ok. Top priority mission! Find Kim and kill him!"
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Trump x Putin || Presidential Romance
Fanfiction뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘
