뜨거운
Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin.
Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on.
날 죽여줘
Trump and Vladimir were eating McDonald's yet again, Trump had a smirk on his face.
"AAAAAAA" commented Melania with a grin. "Did you know I am going to leave you for Michelle Obama?"
Trump stifled a cry and then began to sob uncontrollably. Melania looked at Trump with pity in her foresaken eyes. Putin looked at Melania with a burning hatred.
"I look better shirtless than you do," Putin growled at Melania.
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"Darn, you do!!" Yelled Melania with her pants on backward.
Trump suddenly got up. He stared deeply into Melania's thick blue eyes, before exiting his chair.
"Well. Good riddance, then, " he replied.
"I am not actually going to leave you, Trump," Melania smiled. "This was just a test to see if you really cared about me. You passed!"
Trump and Melania embraced. Putin stood in the background, half a big mac in his mouth. He sighed and realised that he was, yet again, the third wheel.
"While today it is her, tomorrow it will be me," Putin reassured himself with a grin. "It will always be for me."
